Wednesday, May 7th 2008
We've All Been There
Somebody had too many kamikaze shots. A pap claims Kelly Osbourne was escorted out of a club in London, because she couldn't stand up! That's why bars have bathrooms! You lock yourself in a stall and take a little nap. If a bathroom stall isn't available, nap under a table. The kicks from the people above will rock you to sleep.
Kelly managed to get home, but the paps say she almost exposed her coochie while falling out of her cab. She walked across the street to her house and walked into a wall. Been there, done that. At least she got into her house. There's been times where I got drunk and lost my house keys in the bar! It's hard trying to sleep off the booze in a hallway or in bushes.
Wenn
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Must commend her on getting a cab though.
Man, those thigh shots are brutal.
-this isn't a story! Who cares?
Poor thing.. that is NOT a door!! Even tho it would be a good date for you.. Oh those manly dicks, er, bricks..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Lets see.. I bet in the morning there was lots for her to puke up:
spaghetti
brocolli (my fav)
cheerios
drinks
napkins
hair
hot wings
crayons
This is just what she ate while she was there.
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Thank god for her thunder thighs. My eyes wouldn't have survived the assault.
I mean..isn't Kelly ALWAYS like this? Paparazzi need to really up their game a little.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
She's daddy's little girl, alright. Kudos for not driving, Kelly.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Wow, Kelly is F U C K E D up!
She has such clean, un fucked up skin.. I'm jellus.. I've been used abused, and well you know.. Damn her!!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Ah London is worse than the city of angels now. I think both cities need a good sage burning to clear out the energy.
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Holy Shit, is it just me or is she starting to resemble Rumor Willis?! If she keeps it up, she can be Wino's cell mate.
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
That would be the most See-thru, Ghostly, White, Crackly looking taint I've ever seen. If it would have been shown.. Thank doooodness..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
I thought my ass was pale!
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