Wednesday, May 7th 2008

Ooooo, Wino's In Trouble!

The Sun is reporting that Wino is currently being questioned by the fuzz on suspicion of drug offenses at a police station in East London right now. I'd love to see how that conversation is going down.

Cop: (trying not to laugh) So...um....do...you...um...use drugs?

The entire station erupts in laughter! Some even die from laughing so hard!

Heatworld reports that she's been arrested, but who knows. That's nothing new for Wino. Handcuffs are a Wino's best friend! As you may remember, Wino was given a caution recently by the police for headbutting a dude outside of a bar.

UPDATE: The Daily Mail is reporting that she was in fact arrested. Scotland Yard said it has to do with a video they received of Wino. Last January, pictures from the video of Wino allegedly smoking crack was published by The Sun. Scotland Yard released this statement:

"Around 1pm today a 24-year-old women from the Camden area attended a London police station by arrangement and was arrested in connection with the alleged possession of a controlled drug.

She remains in custody."

FREE WINOOOO, Part II!!!!

Thanks Peaches

Posted by: Michael K


zomay's picture

How can someone look like Keith Richards and be only 20 something...so pathetic.

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missy's picture

Submitted by M.E. on May 7, 2008 - 12:21pm.
But ws she still wearing the dishrags? Minus the bee hive??

I must know these things!

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was mayonaise involved??
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Stoney's picture

FINALLY. I'm sick of these junkies roaming the streets and putting everyone else in danger with no consequences!!!

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

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putsomestankonit's picture

Nothing bad will happen to the Wino. They'll ask "Do you do drugs? Are you currently on any drugs? Who do you buy your drugs from?"

She'll just mumble something, nod off then they'll release her. She'll stumble off into streets looking for her next much needed hit.

M.E.'s picture

But ws she still wearing the dishrags? Minus the bee hive??

I must know these things!

letinstar's picture

wino needs to od facedown in a toilet already...
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all of this and nothing...

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@Min:

I would have already lost on Shitters. I had her dead by mid-March. Stupid intervention.

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

What kind of fuckery is this?

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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.

Two Drink Min's picture

HEY! Isn't that Dreamboat's rosary necklace?
I read the caption to this and just yawned.

We need to start a death pool on D-Listed.

putsomestankonit's picture

Is this supposed to scare her straight.

zomay's picture

She really needs to get out of London.

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