Wednesday, May 7th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Lezzie camp! HoHan on Ugly Betty - Just Jared
RiRi is hot and she knows it - Egotastic!
Elisha Cuthbert giving herself cleavage - Hollywood Tuna
This isn't a good look for Adam Brody - Popsugar
Chelsea Clinton will hit a lesbo bar to campaign for mommy - Towleroad
Chestica engaged? Papa Joe wishes - IDLYITW
Miley Cyrus hangs out with drag queens (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Jude Law looks beat - A Socialite's Life
Pamela Anderson sold her used panties at her garage sale - Hollywood Rag
Celebrity tattoos in hiding - Cityrag
P.S. - CAPTION THIS will come back as soon as we open up comments to everybody again. We're working on it!
pammy anderson wears panties?
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
haha Miley Cyrus and NSFW in the same sentence. gotta love it!
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http://www.tallhub.com
That is disgusting!View famous models and sports players' flirting videos and romantic stories on the players&models' dating site ???? ""T A L L H U B . C O M"" ????.....
bah.
Chelsea, your mama ain't gonna get the nomination. Tell her to get out while she can salvage some shreds of her dignity and pave the way for Barack & Michelle.
Also, the straight hair doesn't look good on you, sweetheart. Go back to your waves -- they were pretty. And take off the eye makeup -- you don't need to lay it on with a trowel.
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"I have to go on a killing spree."
http://bfegirl.blogspot.com
http://mp61.blogspot.com/
Hmm... Jude Law.
Beat or not.
HOT.
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Having sex with pepaws is a tricky and unsexy situation.
loves it <3
.:*JeNnA*:.
Um, did CaCee Cobb's legs always look like that? Wow. Unsettling.
I just want to monkey-violate her unclean flesh while pawing her yabbos under that orange t-shirt. I hope this makes it clear that my intentions are confined solely to the highest planes of human expression.
In those pictures of Pamela Anderson on Hollywood rag, she looks like Donatella Versacci (sp?)
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I dont care about amenmints and founding babyfathers, i just want all you womens to stay away from my man.
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Just Jared sounds like a 15 year old brown-nosing fanboi.
I am a big fan of the First Amendment, but for my money it just doesn't get any better that the 20th Amendment. Now that's an amendment you can sink your teeth into.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Submitted by Sheeps on May 7, 2008 - 10:00am.
applying the FA to everything down to your local condominium association.
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I hate those CAs
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 7, 2008 - 10:00am.
I'm just a fan of free speech in general: it tends to bring the truth out.
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There are too many people here yelling "FIRE!" in a crowded movie theater, if you know what I mean.
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Col. Jessep: You can’t handle the truth!
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
Just Jared is such a fluffy dipstick of a blogger. Most of his posts are fawning over the same people over and over again. He's just pissed that the doesn't have half the shoe collection the ladies of Young Hollywood have.
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There are three types of people in this world.
Those who can count, and those who can't.
"It’s great to see Lindsay back to play family-friendly roles!"
UGH, that just jared guy makes me sick.
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
Submitted by joanne on May 7, 2008 - 12:58pm.
sorry, stoned and sick. I love his mind.
Awww joanne!
Feel better!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 7, 2008 - 9:57am.
I am familiar with the works of the Founding Fathers, but that hasn't stopped the courts from applying the FA to everything down to your local condominium association. I'm just a fan of free speech in general: it tends to bring the truth out.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Submitted by zomay on May 7, 2008 - 9:55am.
Mrs K. Oh no you dinit just git a emale from my man.
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We're JUST FRIENDS, I swear, dear.
Casual acquaintances, in fact, he had to remind me of who he was, he was like all, "Mrs. K, it's MichaelK, remember me?"
I SWEAR on Minch's fat little body.
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
sorry, stoned and sick. I love his mind.
I is about ready to take off my wig and bamboo gold plated hoops girlfriend.
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_Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 7, 2008 - 12:54pm.
@LoLo:
When Dawnie goes running her noonies keep hitting her kneecaps
Dawnie and Lolo are so stupid, they tried to swipe a fur coat at a night club adn ended up walking out with an Olsen twin each strapped to their backs.
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
More money for Micheal K is alright by me. I love the his? and hope he gets all the credit he deserves.
Sheeps,
The First Amendment to the United States Constitution says that CONGRESS [not bloggers] shall make no law . . . abridging the freedom of "speech."
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
Mrs. K:
Look out Zomay is snatching off her earrings and sucking her teeth!
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Mrs. K, does MK know what happened?
was it a spam attack like we thought?
His pooter get a CSTD?
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
yeah, I agree Sheeps, I would not have gotten into commenting here if I had to register right away.
I like the no unverifieds for now, its kind of... peaceful?, but overall I like having whoever come and go.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Mrs K. Oh no you dinit just git a emale from my man.
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sheeps- you mean to tell me MK is selling out?!??!?!
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"In other news, a bubble gum wrapper blew across Santa Monica Blvd."-Deb
@LoLo:
When Dawnie goes running her noonies keep hitting her kneecaps.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 7, 2008 - 9:52am.
I just got an email from MichaelK. The comments will be open to everyone, registered and nonregistered
Another point is all the random posts mean more income to MK--a good thing.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Elisha need to lay off the peroxide. Not a good look for anyone.
I just got an email from MichaelK. The comments will be open to everyone, registered and nonregistered, as soon as he takes care of some other stuff.
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
oklahoma that is interesting.
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_Submitted by Sheeps on May 7, 2008 - 12:40pm.
I like having comments open to everybody. It's still arguably a free country, protected by the First Amendment, and the blog gets too cliquey or incestuous
I will have you know that my uncle daddy NEVER posts here...anymore.
Mother sister cant even read!
I did make out with myself after I openly trolled myself under my own user name though.
Speaking of...
Hey LOLO You fat stupid cow! Put some bras on those low swingers you call moobies!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 7, 2008 - 9:42am.
It's connected to free speech. I hate spammers as much as anyone but the filters shouldn't be so narrow that they block legit users. When I check out a new blog and the site forces me to register to post, it better be an amazing blog for me to take the time to register. A lot of smart, funny, casual posters are going to be dissuaded from posting if DL forces them to register.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 7, 2008 - 11:49am.
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Well, I don't know about Missy, but I had some leggings go missing. In 1989.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
I'm also enjoying this time when only registered users can post. But ultimately, we gotta take the good with the bad. We were all new once.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 7, 2008 - 9:48am.
I know! Couldn't resist.
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
Does anyone know why the site crashed the other day?
LMAO @ Missy.. That sticky fingered bitch, stealing your shirt like that.. Check to see if your undies are missing too..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
@Mrs. K:
LMAO at your siggy! And thanks for that email, Sky.....Very apropos for my impending move! :D
ONT: Orange.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
zomay, I kinda like it too. Its like a private party or something.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Zomay. Well I notice when the Caption This comes into play, There are like 1 million new people that show up just to post something.. It kind of creeps me out.. Like they wait just for that moment! And they never post anywhere else or any other time, but then and there.. Fucking fishy facts!!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 7, 2008 - 9:44am.
Did Hohan steal that outfit too?
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Wardrobe is wondering why one of the camp outfits are missing, as we speak......
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Lohan got some spray tan on her white T-shirt.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
It doesn't take long to register.
OT They can use Anderson's used underwear as a secret toxic weapon.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Did Hohan steal that outfit too?
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.