Wednesday, May 7th 2008
The Ugliest Boots Ever Made
Barf on a heel! Brit Brit has resurrected the ugliest boots ever made. I haven't seen her in these for a couple of months. I thought her toe fungus destroyed them once and for all. Guinness World Records should award her for having the largest collection of fugly fug boots.
The court needs to step in and sentence her boots to execution by burning.
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I really love the wrinkle around her 'cankle'
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They seem to provide pretty good cankle support.
You think after years of stylists fawning over her, Britters would've picked up some style tips.
Although saying that, the stylists were always pretty shitty. Remember that double denim outfit that matched Justin? Or that weird domantrix dress with a trucker cap? x
PSL - yes, I will be spending my lunch hour running stairs, doing lunges and squats and doing sit ups.
It was the plan anyway, but staring at the swamp thing has given me added motivation.
fug boots. fug purse. no sense of style. no surprise
~SAS
Ok, I am off to run stairs. Looking at Britney has given me even more motivation.
see ya in a couple of hours!!
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 7, 2008 - 11:38am.
What is going on with her catfish head?
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Now that you mention it....
Put a bag of Cheetos on a fishing line and go hunting for catfish Brit!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Hee hee, Tartar sauce for the house!
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Catfish Head!!!!! PERFECT.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
At least she is wearing pants that keep the cat covered ... thank goodness for that, none of us want to see that thing again!
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 7, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Fuck the boots! What is going on with her catfish head? Are her eyes running away from one another? Christ almighty!!!!
Catfish head! Oh my God you hit the nail on the head with that one! LOL!!! She needs to be fried up with a side of okra and some hush-puppies.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Fuck the boots! What is going on with her catfish head? Are her eyes running away from one another? Christ almighty!!!!
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Triscuit, Thanks for the bike tip. I've been thinking about getting a bike.. BIKE!!! lol
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
PSL - Thanks babe! XOXO
She has a lot of unusual bloat in her face. It's probably the medication.
And yay, I can comment again! None of those image letter things worked for me.
Those boots will end up in the Britney Museum some day. Trust.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 7, 2008 - 12:15pm.
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I have a slight taste for coke,sometimes.
And I know how you feel about it not even being "fun" anymore.
It is just plain fucking DUMB!!!!
I ride my bicycle around the park. I lost weight FAST!!!!
LOL @ MissPriss & TheAudrey.. Thanks! Oh I'll never go back on the coke! I'm done w/ that stuff, no lie! I remember one night, I drank some Hawaiian punch before I done some, then after coking it up for hours, I looked in the mirror and had a red tongue, I thought My throat was bleeding.. I knew for sure I was dying.. Forgot about the drink. Shit like that is too much to handle anymore..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Okie,
People are assholes!!! It's like when you're too skinny, they want to know if you're sick, and when you're bigger, they treat you weird. LOL
I'm sure you look good, dear. I'm a size 8, but trust me, I go to the gym, daily, and watch what I eat. It's hard to take care of yourself. Like they say beauty is pain.
Don't get hooked on coke again for that. Just smoke a joint and lock away the munchies!
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From the new Assley collection.
"My Heart Belongs to Daddy"
Get yours for $9.99 at Wet Beaver
"What kind of medication does that to you?"
Many psychotropic drugs will cause bloat and weight gain.
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
Submitted by M.E. on May 7, 2008 - 11:16am.
Audry - Yes, Sig is on my list too. He can be sucha a grumpy mofo! I love it.
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I love the drama. I can't imagine doing that for a living.
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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Grossness... *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
Submitted by oklahoma on May 7, 2008 - 11:15am.
MissPriss, Lies, ALL LIES!! Well, anyways.. I went from like a size 2, to like 5.. then up to like 12,, Now atleast i'm down to a 10.. headed towards an 8.. Its hard for me to not go back to Coke to just lose weight, But it doesn't taste good to me anymore, AT ALL!, Yucky! I don't feel bad about the way I look, but people around me are always rude when you gain weight. Which is fucked up!! I mean, I know I gained weight, I don't have to hear people mention it, ya know??
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People suck. I'm sure you look great. At least you're trying to do something about it (not that you really need to), unlike Britney here.
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Audry - Yes, Sig is on my list too. He can be sucha a grumpy mofo! I love it.
Submitted by Candy Blackmail on May 7, 2008 - 10:50am.
*Schneck = absence of a neck; the appearance of shoulders directly melding into the chin and jaw
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Hee hee hee!!! "Schneck". That's HILARIOUS!
Two Drink, every time I see your avie, I can't get over how beautiful you are! (I'm not gayelle- lol)
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
MissPriss, Lies, ALL LIES!! Well, anyways.. I went from like a size 2, to like 5.. then up to like 12,, Now atleast i'm down to a 10.. headed towards an 8.. Its hard for me to not go back to Coke to just lose weight, But it doesn't taste good to me anymore, AT ALL!, Yucky! I don't feel bad about the way I look, but people around me are always rude when you gain weight. Which is fucked up!! I mean, I know I gained weight, I don't have to hear people mention it, ya know??
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by M.E. on May 7, 2008 - 11:12am.
Triscuit- I love "Deadliest Catch".
I lurve Edgar.
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Edgar gets on my nerves. Sorry, but true. Now his brother, the captain, now we're talkin'....
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Her weave just makes me want to shower repeatedly.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 7, 2008 - 11:08am.
Submitted by The Audrey on May 7, 2008 - 9:06am.
Maybe she'll give birth as a "surprise" and then walk 4 blocks to the hospital with the umbilical cord still attached.
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YES!!! But we know she wouldn't be giving birth in a shower stall, because she doesn't take showers.
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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Grossness... *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
Triscuit- I love "Deadliest Catch".
I lurve Edgar.
now I feel sad for her , she looks sad but who would not feel sad if you looked like that, plus she is being controled by the people who make her the disaster she is today,
Submitted by oklahoma on May 7, 2008 - 11:08am.
Ugh, That might for sure be from not doing drugs.. I was on coke in like 2004, and was soo skinny. Like size 0-2, just loved it.. And when I stopped, It took a few years, but I started gaining weight, and it sucks.. Ended badly.. Of course I don't want to end the story fully, b/c then you guys will make fun of me.. : (
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I wouldn't make fun of you. I was a size fourteen in jeans after I had my kid. I've lost the weight, but it was not a pretty sight on me while it lasted. I looked deformed because I was still a size six on top. It was weird.
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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Grossness... *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
Okie!
I woldn't make fun of you!!
Tell what happened!
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T-Shirt design: by 14
From the new Assley collection.
"My Heart Belongs to Daddy"
Get yours for $9.99 at Wet Beaver
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 7, 2008 - 9:07am.
Right, and that's why she doesn't chew her fingernails anymore.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. They've got her all doped up like R.P. McMurphy but I'm not sure she's "better"--she's just not high on meth.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 7, 2008 - 8:07am.
***Submitted by M.E. on May 7, 2008 - 11:03am.
SkyBitch - Yup. It's a bitch having no meth to curb your appetite.
*rolls eyes*
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Right, and that's why she doesn't chew her fingernails anymore.
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Fuck I was going to mention that. Yes. She aint tweeking out anymore, so her mani is lasting. She aint ripping those things off hours later.
Her jeans are nice at least. :D
Her face looks like some kinda kidney failure.
Remember how that Kojoco dude looked like?
(my mind is completely blank on his name)
For the love of pete will she take a shower already? Its getting stale.
She needs a can of Red Bull to complete the look.
Submitted by The Audrey on May 7, 2008 - 9:06am.
Maybe she'll give birth as a "surprise" and then walk 4 blocks to the hospital with the umbilical cord still attached.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Submitted by oklahoma on May 7, 2008 - 11:05am.
@TheAudrey.. I loves your mommy then. She better be making me some costumes right now! Uhm,If that IS your body.. You best be shaking it for me RIGHT NOW!! This is not the look I give when I'm kidding either! : /
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It really is my body. No kidding. It's really not been such a good thing, but ever since clothing comapnies started making those curvy jeans and pants, I've been relatively happy.
I'll have my mom open up a costume sweat shop for you. She'll be thrilled.
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She looks like shit
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I'm only going to heaven if it feels like hell.
Ugh, That might for sure be from not doing drugs.. I was on coke in like 2004, and was soo skinny. Like size 0-2, just loved it.. And when I stopped, It took a few years, but I started gaining weight, and it sucks.. Ended badly.. Of course I don't want to end the story fully, b/c then you guys will make fun of me.. : (
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
now yall, she dont know no betta
Submitted by Sheeps on May 7, 2008 - 9:07am.
ROFL!
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Submitted by Stock Broker on May 7, 2008 - 11:49am.
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LOL @ "Axe Men".
That show is cool,it reminds me of "Deadliest Catch".
*yes, I am a female*...LOL...
***Submitted by M.E. on May 7, 2008 - 11:03am.
SkyBitch - Yup. It's a bitch having no meth to curb your appetite.
*rolls eyes*
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Right, and that's why she doesn't chew her fingernails anymore.
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 7, 2008 - 9:01am.
I hope you don't take Ventura Blvd this morning- a light is out in Encino, and it is backed up for MILES.
Thanks. You just saved me from watching Jillian Barberie.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Submitted by M.E. on May 7, 2008 - 10:59am.
Audry - Yes, bloated beyond all hell.
What kind of medication does that to you?
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I don't know, but my face was almost (emphasis on almost) as disfigured as hers when I was nine months pregnant. I was retaining water like CRAZY. It went away though after my son was born, thank God. Wonder if that's the case here.
...the water retention...not the pregnancy thing *shudders*
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@TheAudrey.. I loves your mommy then. She better be making me some costumes right now! Uhm,If that IS your body.. You best be shaking it for me RIGHT NOW!! This is not the look I give when I'm kidding either! : /
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'