The Ugliest Boots Ever Made

I sorta luv how the creepy PR machine has run Shitters thru its mill and spat her out its ass end. I think Miley Cyrus is caught up in it now. The PR machine has the ability to make someone what they're not and so I am reassured that we are all now seeing the REAL Shitters. Zits, bloat, moon face and all. Hurrah for the real deal!!!! NEXT.

she looks fresh off the compound..
where are the other sister wives?

Why is she always so bloated?
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

She's an ugly bloated mess; I thought she was working out again?
The girl has been done, why doesn’t she just take her trashy ugly self and disappear
She’s a festering bunion that won't go away

i've seen better looking boats at payless and bargin basements.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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(whisper) I rather like the boots.
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Those are very ugly boots. They go with her haggered face.

Submitted by missy on May 7, 2008 - 3:49pm.

yes, for now.........

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Submitted by missy on May 7, 2008 - 3:45pm.

Puerto Rico

Submitted by yiooooooo on May 7, 2008 - 2:44pm.

thats cool. where are you from? (regarding the food comment)
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well i have never done drugs but i have drink vinager before and my aunt when she was a little girls loved to drink vinager, maybe is because over here our food has really strong flavor and vinegar is use often to make meat softer or clean them

PS: and i know the vinager thing because my quimic teacher told it to my class , why dind she told us ,i have no idea

Ain't no removing the bayou from that pudgy rivet

the DUDE! abides...

Submitted by yiooooooo on May 7, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by missy on May 7, 2008 - 1:49pm

You have to drink it several days before the test every single day whitout doing drugs those days, if you do it that sameday ovbius your not goin to pass it

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did you ever do this? cause seriously when I tried it was impossible for me to actually drink vinegar without vomiting
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Submitted by missy on May 7, 2008 - 1:49pm

You have to drink it several days before the test every single day whitout doing drugs those days, if you do it that sameday ovbius your not goin to pass it

*chants*

Comingback, Comingback, Comingback!

*removes mom jeans and releases toilets bats*

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK

Only Britney would think boots with gold piping AND socks sewn into them would be in good taste. Where does she get this shit? Add that to the usual broke-ass weave, acne, greasy glitter eye shadow AND double chin and you have a vision who truly deserves to be on a TV sitcom! No wonder the mighty NPH is scared of her -- imagine how she *smells.*

Submitted by NitWitty on May 7, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Missy, You sure you didn't steal that story from Brit when she was in rehab! LOL
*handing bong and penis lighter to Missy*

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If I did, I would never remember, so sheeeeet, maybe I did! ;)

*glurble globel glubble cough cough cough*

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Xxy!! *hugs the stuffins outa' ya!* How you doing sexy thang? No comingback so far!

~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~

Missy, You sure you didn't steal that story from Brit when she was in rehab! LOL
*handing bong and penis lighter to Missy*
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~

I'm just in this thread to see if comingback has been here.

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Go Spurs!

Nitwitty - hey sexy!!! hahahaha, change that bongwater girl! it reeks! ahaha

Yeah, I tried to drink vinegar once for a drugtest at a halfway house. I puked a bunch, falied said test and was kicked out of said halway house.

Only way Ive been able to get around a drug test is drinking 2 - 3 gallons of water before hand. It makes you feel really awful, but it works.

Now here, throw this nugget in there and pass the bong baby!!
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@Missy! ^5 Was totally gonna debunk that too but I was too busy cleaning my bong.
What's up bootiful?

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Submitted by yiooooooo on May 7, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Submitted by VaNcItY on May 7, 2008 - 1:30pm

you can past a drug test by drinking vinager a few days before it

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If you can manage to drink vinegar without throwing it all up, it will NOT help you pass a drug test. Just dont want no one goin to jail...
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My point is, is she greatest person in the world? hell no. She is spoiled, and is used to getting everything she wants, she was famous at 16, nobody probably ever told her no.

I just feel sympathetic towards her i guess. I have seen first hand how difficult it is to live with a mental illness.

Well, ugliest boots for the one of the ugliest "stars" in Hollywood... I've never seen a fore/fivehead take on a life of its own before! Her hair looks like Dracula - I vant to suck your cheeto....

I'm sorry this bitch needs to get an abortion, cuz she's starting to show!

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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!

I'm sure she's done drugs before. I just don't think that's the real reason behind her crazy behavior. When she passed out on New Years at that club, I'm sure she was probably messed up on some cocktail of e, coke, pills, alcohol and whatever else.

I live in Vancouver, and we have a huge homeless person problem. Sometimes I volunteer to help them, a lot of the time, they have mental illnesses (they closed our mental institutes and the people without families, or nowhere to go were left out in the cold). A lot of the time, they turn to drugs to deal with their illness, but it only makes it worse. Or, drug dealers give the drugs to them to get them hooked.

Condemn those stank ass mofo tripe broke boots.
Maybe she's using the Kinoki foot pads in them to detox.

Not HWAT.

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Submitted by VaNcItY on May 7, 2008 - 12:34pm.
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Excuses, excuses. She has all the money in the world to get the help and resources she needs, whatever ails her. She chose to go down the path of least resistance, do whatever the hell she wanted and lost her damn mind and her kids while she was at it.

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Oh yes, they are fashioned by the cloven hoof of Satan himself. And so damn good.

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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 7, 2008 - 11:38am.
Fuck the boots! What is going on with her catfish head? Are her eyes running away from one another? Christ almighty!!!!
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CATFISH HEAD! That is best thing I have read in days. Brilliant! Bottom feeding swamp thing. Just picture two whiskers sprouting from her mouth.

"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."

***Submitted by VaNcItY on May 7, 2008 - 12:34pm.
Also, didn't her grandmother committ suicide due to depresssion? Depression and mood disorders can be hereditary.
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That doesn't mean she wasn't on drugs.

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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.

Submitted by VaNcItY on May 7, 2008 - 1:30pm

you can past a drug test by drinking vinager a few days before it

@Dawnie and Mrs. K...

White Cheddar Cheez-its! I can't even buy them, because I will eat the whole damn box.

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Also, didn't her grandmother committ suicide due to depresssion? Depression and mood disorders can be hereditary. My sister has depression, and it is not fun. Sometimes she doesn't want to leave her room for days. :(

***Submitted by VaNcItY on May 7, 2008 - 12:30pm.
She took drug tests, remember? They came back clean.
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She skipped out on about half of them and I think I remember at least one positive result. I don't care about her enough to look it up. Besides, those tests can easily be altered. Trust.

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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.

She took drug tests, remember? They came back clean.

I think she had some restylane or Juvederm injections because her face looks puffy like she is storing nuts for winter.

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OKAY NOT TO MENTION YOU CAN'T STOP A DOG FACE WITH A SOCK STRAP OR A BOOT FACE SMASH YOU KNOW!

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 7, 2008 - 10:21am.

And Cheezits. Lord how I loves me some Cheezits.
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.

I still say that she has some kind of mental disorder, and I really do believe it to be bi-polar disorder. I mean, she's obviously not right in the head. She can't dress herself, she wore a pink wig for crying out loud and talked in a british accent, she has crazy ass mood swings, she couldn't take care of herself, let alone her kids.

Thank god her dad came in to help and that she's now taking her medication properly (not drugs slipped into her food like what Osama Lufti was doing to her) Like they said on Superficial, the dude disappears and all of sudden she can put on underwear and speak english again. And, at least she is getting her visitation back! Baby steps!

I hate the very expensive bag but nothing in it thing too.

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Mrs. K:

I do, too. But the puffed ones. I can't buy them no matter how badly my little one begs, because I will eat them myself and let out a feral howl should someone attempt to snag one or two. It's really not pretty.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......

I wonder if she is on some sort of steroid treatment to help with the drug detox.
Steroids can make your face moon out like that, too.

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I must confess...I do love Cheetos, god save me.
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.

Mrs. K - That drives me nuts. Women carrying large handbags and then holding the phone or smokes. Um, what's the bag for??? Cheetos???
Nah, she's be holding them out too.

OK, so she's got this huge old pocketbook, yet she must clutch her cigarettes and personal electronic device in her greasy paw?
What up with that?
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.

Half bald, half patchy rat-weave. Greasy forehead, eyes 6 inches apart, giant floppy ears, two chins and a linebacker neck. Dull, unintelligent, nonchalant expression. I'll be disappointed if someone doesn't make this into a great Halloween mask.

I hate hate hate the way she always 'purses' her lips together. Like she's pissed off at the world.
WTF is that all about? I just want to slap the fuck out of her.

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Those are the ugliest boots I've ever seen! You would think with all her $$$ she could at least buy a nicer pair of boots.