Wednesday, May 7th 2008

It Wasn't Portion Control & Pilates

Barbara Walters has a book out and in it she covers the lie she had to tell every day on the set of "The View." Everyone knows Star Jones took a wet vac to her fat, but Star claimed for the longest time that she lost the weight from "portion control and pilates."

Babs told Oprah yesterday that Star was so obese that she could barely walk on to the set. I once heard a funny rumor that Star's fat ass couldn't make it to the set without resting, so they placed a chair between her dressing room and the set. HA! I would have moved the chair one day and put a giant pizza in its place.

Babs said, “She decided to have a gastric bypass operation, but then she decided not to tell anybody. Then we had to lie on the set everyday because she said it was portion control and Pilates. Well, we knew it wasn’t portion control and Pilates.”

Babs also talked about Rosie O'Donnell's "emotional issues." She said that Rosie felt she was abandoned by her, because she didn't back her up in Rosie's girl fight with Donald Trump. Babs also said Rosie was used to being in control, "She had always driven the bus and she could not just ride the bus." The short bus!

Unfortunately, Babs didn't give us any juicy gossip on Hasselcrack! I just know that fake bitch is a kinky swinger who's into sploshing.

Posted by: Michael K


Two Drink Min's picture

Not that I am around for it, but I could never stomach this show and don't understand it's longevity.

Gry's picture

As pro-feminist as I am, even I can't deny that the idea of women co-existing in a situation like this doesn't seem to work very often. What you inevitably end up with are the ladies clawing for camera time and power, crying, gossiping, undermining each other and taking shots at one another's appearances behind their backs.

Hekki's picture

Agree with Devore. Some people are meant to be bigger, and they can be just as healthy as thin people (provided they aren't morbidly obese as Star was).

Newportjoey's picture

Okie: from Wikipedia
Sploshing

A wet and messy fetish (WAM) is a form of sexual fetishism whereby a person becomes aroused when substances are deliberately and generously applied to the naked skin, or to the clothes people are wearing

And you thought the gay boys had all the fun....

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

putsomestankonit's picture

All of the woman of The View are just plain crazy.

parissucksliterally's picture

submitted by oklahoma on May 7, 2008 - 8:16am.
Sploshing.. ?? Details please.. *tapping finger on desk*

UD says it's getting off by smearing food on each other (eating optional). That's apparently what Britney's been doing all along.

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oh yeah, that sounds really sexy.
hahaha

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BeigeBaby's picture

Sploshing? Is that like poodle balling & skunking?

Two Drink Min's picture

Rosie does ride the bus. With her sister.

Submitted by oklahoma on May 7, 2008 - 8:16am.
Sploshing.. ?? Details please.. *tapping finger on desk*

UD says it's getting off by smearing food on each other (eating optional). That's apparently what Britney's been doing all along.

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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.

Sweet_As_Sugar's picture

Is it wrong that I prefer this Star to the current one?
~SAS

No Words's picture

Man, old age has made Baba Wawa pretty mouthy...spill more, sister.

Can't stand Star or Rosie.

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letinstar's picture

"sploshing"? goody a new kinky word to look up...

and i see a trend with babs and her snitching of these "view" bitches...she waits until they're DUMPED from the show and then she trashes them in her book...
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all of this and nothing...

parissucksliterally's picture

Devore, as much as I can't stand Hasselbeck, I'd rather listen to her than that IDIOT Sherri Smith.
She really is STUPID.

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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"

Newportjoey's picture

Who didn't know Star was lying? Barbara's middle name is GUILT! Who knew she was a cootchie mommy?

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Devore's picture

Hasselbeck is irrelevant. Her foaming at the mouth conservative tirade is a schtick developed to justify her presence on the view panel.
Unlike the other panelists, she is unaccomplished, she was a former contestant on survivor, period. Hasselbeck was chosen to appeal to younger viewers and to add balance to the panel which is considered by some to be too liberal.

anyway, star jones is meant to be a bigger person, take a look at that pic, she looks best packing on the pounds.

if star jones did not wish to discuss her medical procedure, that was her choice. but clearly the weight loss went to her head- she is a weird woman.

oklahoma's picture

Sploshing.. ?? Details please.. *tapping finger on desk*

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

parissucksliterally's picture

Star may have lost 100 lbs., but she's still full of shit.

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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
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