The Happy Couple
Mimi and Nick Cannon's wedding pictures are in the new issue of People Magazine. Mimi looks like she's eyeing the buffet and Nick is smiling, because he just won the lottery. Sigh. Hopefully, Mimi will give People exclusive rights to her divorce pictures in a couple of months.
Mimi told the mag that she feels Nick is her "soulmate." Nick said, "I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me. She is beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside." She's very beautiful on the inside because she's filled with donuts, cupcakes and candy! Those are all beautiful and delicious things.
The cover should have said, "Mimi is DICKMATIZED." I hope that dick is making her slap somebody, because this mess is not going to end well.
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Sorry folks, I'm still not over the veil. It looks like a dinner napkin. I hope she put it over her face and stumbled down the aisle blind like a moron.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
@Faith, I think he's the only guy desperate enough to be with her. Remember when her relationship to Luis Miguel ended while filming "Glitter"? Around that time she started loose her shit and never quite got it back?
And she has a lot of nerve . . . wearing white. White should only be worn on your first (and hopefully ONLY) marriage.
Callan, well said.
I don't even think this guy is good looking.
As I would have said in HS, he's skeevy.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
It always amazed me when I see talented super-power women with shitty SHITTY men. This is sooooooo common.
Why?!
The C word on May 7, 2008 - 11:04am.
I heard she rode in on a unicorn over a carpet of butterfly wings.
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lmao!
Mariah is trash.
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
I heard she rode in on a unicorn over a carpet of butterfly wings.
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on May 7, 2008 - 10:58am.
@Oklahoma, thanks. I thought I was the only one who remembered his little teeny bopper ass on Nickelodeon.
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Ha! i remember him too. Plus He has lots of shows on MTV too, He should be doing good $$ wise, but i still don't think this shit will work. I just don't think she'll ever let him see her naked. And her ass is too flat!!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Submitted by LoLo on May 7, 2008 - 7:59am.
Miss Albania is very proper, thank you.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
I'm a bit concerned at the pic of them at the beach.
Why the FUCK is she holding a lollipop?!
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"In other news, a bubble gum wrapper blew across Santa Monica Blvd."-Deb
Submitted by Sheeps on May 7, 2008 - 10:56am.
Sheeps! Is the chick in your avie wearing a bottom? I think i see a little brown bunny.
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
@Oklahoma, thanks. I thought I was the only one who remembered his little teeny bopper ass on Nickelodeon.
What in the hell is that veil made out of?
This is just somethin to help their careers. She is hot right now and he needs the name. I bet she paid him 1 mil to be seen with her for a year, lol. Why do you think they got married in the Bahamas? And apparently she DID get a pre-nup.
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¿donde está machín?
The age disparity alone is not promising. She'll be giggling about an episode of "Good Times" during breakfast and he'll be looking for an exit.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
I always love it when these celebrities get married after knowing someone for a month. They always say they're soulmates and blah blah blah. Come on people, you're in the honeymoon phase.
Based on that logic, I would have married my high school boyfriend in my sophomore year. Hell, who ISN'T happy in the first two months or so of a relationship? I can't wait until a few months from now, when they start to fight and get bitchy with each other and they realize what a giant mistake they made. I wish I could be there for that.
Morons.
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 7, 2008 - 4:43pm.
is it just me, or does he have gayface.
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and he's totally giving gaypose in the thumbnail at the beach
yippee!☺
_Submitted by reinvention on May 7, 2008 - 10:54am.
"beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside." ??? somebody please introduce me to his dealer
Well maybe she has some beautiful framed art hung inside her pokin hole. Ya never know these days.
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
"beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside." ??? somebody please introduce me to his dealer
yippee!☺
Submitted by putsomestankonit on May 7, 2008 - 10:43am.
I still say she's his memaw...
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Now that you mention it. i agree!!
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
"I hope that dick is making her slap somebody, because this mess is not going to end well."
Thank you for reminding me how disappointed I STILL am that Alexyss didn't win HSTOY
OT- He Should have stayed with Selita Ebanks
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"In other news, a bubble gum wrapper blew across Santa Monica Blvd."-Deb
Mariah rhymes w/Pariah. I just spelled that incorreectly. Yes, I know there is an H in there
That picture of the veil looks fake to me.
I can't help but feel kinda happy for her...she was getting a bit stale.
Ew, People. *barfs*
And what the fuck kind of goddamned veil is that?!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
I can hardly wait for pics from the annulment party.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
He better be into fetching and doing as he's told. It's always all about Mimi. As for his career, I hope he can sing back-up.
Triscuit- Lord, yes.
For some reason, these two don't bother me at all. I think it's a bit lame that he's bought into her girlie-girl act and did a candy-themed proposal, but whatevs.
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There are three types of people in this world.
Those who can count, and those who can't.
is it just me, or does he have gayface.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
I still say she's his memaw...
I am still having a hard time believing this one....
i keep waiting for mimi and nick to say they didn't get married for real...like eddie murphy and tracey edmonds...
in the meantime, now that mimi has her man, i wonder how quickly she'll pork up...again...
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all of this and nothing...
Nick Cannon is a sexy little sumpthin,ain't he?
I give this mess about a month.
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin
Why is she wearing a tea towel on her head?
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