The Happy Couple
Mimi and Nick Cannon's wedding pictures are in the new issue of People Magazine. Mimi looks like she's eyeing the buffet and Nick is smiling, because he just won the lottery. Sigh. Hopefully, Mimi will give People exclusive rights to her divorce pictures in a couple of months.
Mimi told the mag that she feels Nick is her "soulmate." Nick said, "I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me. She is beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside." She's very beautiful on the inside because she's filled with donuts, cupcakes and candy! Those are all beautiful and delicious things.
The cover should have said, "Mimi is DICKMATIZED." I hope that dick is making her slap somebody, because this mess is not going to end well.
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The words "six-week romance and surprise wedding" never end well.
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"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg
I am highly suspect of celebrity weddings on beaches. Remember Squinty's?
You know, I don't want to wish them ill will but I just don't see this one working. She seems so caught up in her dream worlds that I think she forgets that reality is not butterflies and rainbows.
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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde
it looks like a sheer drape from value city on
her head. Maybe two.
I love Mariah, I really do. But I'm gonna have to call her a complete dumbass for doing this.
I don't know what Nick is slipping in her drinks, but I guess it's working. They should've given it at least ONE YEAR.
If Mariah really didn't get a prenup with this douche, I'm even more disappointed. I don't care if he already has millions---she's 10x the starpower than this asswipe. Plus, his movies and shows are horrible. What was that "comedy" show--Wildout or something? Yeah, complete trash. AND I heard he was a complete cheater to previous gf's. Anyone know Christina Milian? Yeah, ask her about that...
Aww! They both look really happy. Mazel tov, Mimi!
This is fuckin' nauseating....
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
What is she wearing on her head? My grandma used to wear that to Sunday Mass.
I give it six months.
I loved "Glitter" does that make me wierd?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 7, 2008 - 2:57pm.
It's not a "recycled" ring. They're similar but if you actually compare them, they're different. Nice try, though.
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I agree. The rings are very similar but, if you look closely, you'll see that they're different. I don't think Mariah would go for the "recycled" ring. She would've thrown it back at him and sent her unicorns after him.
It's not a "recycled" ring. They're similar but if you actually compare them, they're different. Nice try, though.
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How you suppose to run a r'spectable bidness, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor?
The recycled wedding ring is a classy touch.
i still can't believe this.
Nick Cannon would be a hottie if he wasn't a little on the obnoxious side and in dumb movies
And 'Cocoa' you answered your own question. "Why are you saying he won the lottery?" 2 reasons
You said it yourself:
1. She makes WAY more than him (he's a nobody compared to her)
2. He gave her a recycled wedding ring
Every "unstaged" picture of her, she's looking off to the side to make sure people are looking at her. She's so into herself it's nauseating.
Nick is smiling because he just won the lottery
Heh - this reminds me of the hilarious Dave Chappelle sketch in which Oprah gets pregnant with his baby and decides to get engaged to him. Yeah, I'll bet right this minute Nick is sitting around the house wearing a crown, a mink coat and ordering in "massage therapists." Snerk.
Mrs. K! Word, Lady! I can't tell you how many husbands I've lost over that!
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
Submitted by NitWitty on May 7, 2008 - 10:38am.
Boy better be used to stanind in the background holding a bitch's jacket!
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And her pocketbook!
There is nothing Pudge hates more than holding my pocketbook.
He gets this look on his face like I've been collecting Minch's shit in there.
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
I can remember reading that she had bi polar disorder, and that it was pretty bad..she had been in and out of the hospital and people in there were leaking crazy stories to the tabloids. That was before that Glitter shit too..so if that is even 50% true we know she has big problems right? I think this marriage is about PR, I don't see this guy viewing her as his 'dream girl'..please! Is he even straight? I'm thinking this was arranged by their agents to sell records and get his name in the paper.
Lame. And wtf is that veil? That pic looks fake.
She's got to have at least 10 years on him. Anyway, you know it's already a train wreck when they plaster, "MARIAH'S Secret Wedding," on the front of the mag..then in small letters, "The singer and her new husband, Nick Cannon." Boy better be used to stanind in the background holding a bitch's jacket!
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
I truly think she grabbed one of the pool towels at their resort, wrapped it around her head and said "Come on, Nick! We're two crazy kids in love! Let's get married!"
If I remember correctly, I think he boinked Kim Kardassian a few times, too.
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I'm jus a jellus h8tr.
And whats with white wedding gowns these days. People should be wearing color, it is not like anyone of these fame whores are virgins.
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Mrs.Kravitz on May 7, 2008 - 9:24am.
Let's all just hope for the best and expect the worst.
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That should be our mantra for every celeb on Dlisted.
Ok, so the hub and I knew within several weeks of being together that this was it, we were eachother's "one", but we waited until we were together for over a year before we got married.
Getting married after 6 weeks??? Give me a fucking break.
At six weeks you still piss alone in the bathroom. He aint able to come in and shave until at LEAST 8 months.
The marriage will be over as soon as they get back from the beach.
These people are stupid. lol
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Let's all just hope for the best and expect the worst.
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I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something.
You know, I don't know much about Nick Cannon, but I still say he needs to RUN for his life. IF this isnt a business deal (im sure it is) and he really thinks hes married to the woman of his dreams he needs to start squirreling away money for the millions hes gonna spend on therapy once this pathetic-self -centered-desperate-psychotic-self-indulgent- insecure-brainless-wanna-be-bimbo-attention-WHORE gets through with him.
Now before those of you who are fans of Moomoo jump on the "your just jealous" train, let me clarify that she does have an incredible singing voice. Her range is insane...not my kinda music but I can admit that she does have at least that talent going for her. That being said...
She's a jackass and her face makes me ask why God needs to be so cruel.
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
he looks hot
she is beautiful now
she lost the fat so dont hate cause she got what the editor of the blog wants/need badly.
even if for 2 weeks good for her
he seems like a hell of a joyride
nickcannon=joyride2
Will she actually give up some of her enormous closet space for his things, or do you think he'll just get a drawer or something? I can't imagine her cleaning out the shoe closet, for example, so he has a place for his clothes.
What the f is that veil? Amish?
Aw, he's so adorable. He looks like a much darker version of my exboyfriend. But I'm 21, not 40.
Mimi looks like she's eyeing the buffet and Nick is smiling, because he just won the lottery
Well said.
They don't even look like they belong together...they should've just photoshoped her face in his place because you know that's the only person in Mooriah's world.
i hope she got a pre-nup if not she should be running to get a post-nup
Nick Cannon is confusing Mooriah Carrey for a Check Book. And she's confusing him for a McDonalds McRib.
I bet my end of the year they will have a reality show.
These two will be the next Bobby & Whitney.
Is that what love looks like? Funny, I thought it looked like smileys and happiness, not fake smileys and uncomfortableness.
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If Bigfoot came into my office and took a big shit on my desk, then told me it was my fault ‘cause I showed it a picture of food and it just HAD to eat… you best bet your ass people would be talking about it.
Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on May 7, 2008 - 8:27am.
Why MK, do you say Nick won the lottery? Nick Cannon makes 20 million a year as a producer. Not as much as mariah but the boy makes serious bread.
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Really? he doesn't look like a 20 million dollar man to me.......more like a douchebag.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Loved Nick Cannon in Drum Line
*Smile Bitches*
Submitted by Callan on May 7, 2008 - 10:56am.
Ha ha. Me too. Their fights will be legendary. An ego like hers will not mesh into any relationship. It needs balance and means making sacrifices, give and take, she has no idea what the hell that is.
She's also batshit crazy, so that's good.
He looks like some stooge who hangs out in a mall.
Then he ducks to call his mom for a ride home and meets her half way down the street. Doesn't look like a man.
Anyone know why Selita Ebanks (Victoria's Secret model he was engaged to) left him so abruptly?
Innnneresting...
"Fear is the darkroom where the devil develops his negatives" - Gary Busey
I am still firmly in the "FUCK NICK CANNON" camp!
MiMi.. if I knew you were into young stallions and not fat old timers.. I would have thrown my name into the hat baby! There's nothing more I like than a solid slice of crazy woman in the morning to start the day.
I will continue to grumble until this sham is exposed!
--thanks awfully--
Yep, the cow was better.
Mimi only has one true love and soulmate and that's herself.
people are killing me in these thread, acting like she's britney marrying kevin federline.
Nick Cannon has movies, he's a producer, the boy earns 20 million a year. He's not a SCRUB. Why do you think he could buy selita that 2 million dollar ring? which he gave to mariah lol. cheap ass.
I'm sorry to say that women like Mariah never meet their soulmates because they don't have souls. They have holes in their lives you could drive a truck through.
I wish it weren't so, but it is.
Why MK, do you say Nick won the lottery? Nick Cannon makes 20 million a year as a producer. Not as much as mariah but the boy makes serious bread.
6 week romance RIGHT that will be how long this marriage (if true) will last. I think it's a business arrangement.
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@Faith, I really believe no man in their right mind wants a chick that nutty. Unless they either want to advance their career or are looking for a solid meal ticket.
She collects Hello Kitty shit. How much more proof do you need that she's not all quite there??
That boy looks terrified.
is that a terrycloth veil? What in the hell?
Is that a toilet paper veil she's wearing.
WTF was she thinking marrying that douche bag???????
I do hope she had the brains, at least, to ask for a pre-nup
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@putsomestankonit:
Ah yes! I remember that . . . so it basically comes down to her being crazy.