The Olsens Might Have Some Competition
Star Magazine claims that Angie Jo will pop out two little girlies when she gives birth this July. A sourcie told them, "Brad can't wait — he absolutely adores little girls. And Angelina just loves seeing him and the other kids so excited and happy." I'm sure Shiloh is thrilled, because she'll finally have some company in her locked tower.
If they are having twins girlies, the only names they can choose from are: "Salt and Pepper," "Sweet and Sour," "Sugar and Spice," "Diamond and Pearl" and "Cashmere and Mink." Only those names! Naming them anything else would be wrong.
Another inside source claims Angie's pregnancy has been filled with "scary complications." The sourcie claims she suffered a major fall, "Angie got out of bed and was halfway across the room when she passed out and fell. Brad heard her hit the floor — hard — and he rushed to her side. She came around pretty quickly, and the medical team that has been traveling with her, a doctor and a nurse, got her back into bed and started checking her vitals."
Let me guess, this "source's" name rhymes with Mennifer Maniston?
Twinzies. How they hell can they be so lucky all the time?
I love Jolie! I think she has a tremendous calling on her life! At first I thought that her adopting children were simply publicity stunts. But now I see that she must really love children! You would have to love children for her heart says it all. Congrats Brad and Jolie!
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that bitch carries so low. gross.
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 7, 2008 - 11:33pm.
Hi DA!! How's baby Lola? She must be growing like crazy? Is she chewing everything in sight?
On topic: Why can't Xenu solve Kristy's eating issues?
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Hello, sweetie. How are you this evening? Princess Lola is not growing very much (still kinda small..about 3 lbs.) but sure enjoys playing with her toys and drags just about each one into every room she has accessed to in the house. For some reason, she leaves the stuffed baby lamb alone....hmmm...me thinks she's waiting for the perfect time to tear into that thing! *glaring at Sheeps* LOL.
ON T: Kirstie, uh...pass the pork rinds.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
ok, thank God for that "recent comments" section on the right, or I'd have never found you!
TV, I hear you are a hero tonight. I forgive you for last night's betrayal......hehehehhehe
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Submitted by joe shmoe on May 7, 2008 - 8:30pm.
J-Alba is a proud, brown-skinned Latina. A member of La Raza Cosmica.
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TV,
TQ. Jeez I am slighted, I only get I love you mails!!! lol
PSL,
We are here because the rest is boring!
Hey, PSL. Just scroll down. But Team Valtrex took care of it. :)
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 7, 2008 - 11:35pm.
Not to worry, Exotic Goddess has been banned. MK emailed me personally.
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hey everyone!
what are you all doing on such an "early" thread?
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
Submitted by Exotic Goddess on May 7, 2008 - 7:11pm.
Please go away. The sooner you realize that all religion is based on the same principles the better. That being said this is a gossip site.
We don't give two shits about what you think.
Stop wasting our time and yours.
More importantly, stop using up MK's bandwidth.
Hi DA!! How's baby Lola? She must be growing like crazy? Is she chewing everything in sight?
On topic: Why can't Xenu solve Kristy's eating issues?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 7, 2008 - 11:30pm.
I'm trying to figure out why Kirstie has an ottoman hidden under her skirt.
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It's supposed to be an empire waist. Except it wasn't supposed to be the Ottoman Empire.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 7, 2008 - 11:16pm
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Well is that so? I was just pondering Jessica ALBA's name...could it be..do you think it possibly is Jessica ALBANIA?
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I'm trying to figure out why Kirstie has an ottoman hidden under her skirt.
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 7, 2008 - 8:21pm.
I'm trying to imagine "Brit and Kevin's sexy midnight talks."
B: "Kev, baby, how are... you know, those two?"
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Mejinn, you rule! w/the that that meatloaf was talking about. i laughed a day & then some
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 7, 2008 - 11:12pm.
Did Mariah get married in her underwear? Glad to see she remembered her veil though.
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And in her reality..who walked her down the aisle.?..her pet unicorn or the "real" Hello Kitty?.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
I'm trying to imagine "Brit and Kevin's sexy midnight talks."
Britney: "Kevin? Ah done told you ah want mah bay-bees back!"
Kevin: "Yo, shut up, biotch! Pay me."
*fart, burp*
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 7, 2008 - 11:16pm.
Half of those Albanians are from Albany, NY. The other half are Jessica Alba fans.
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Actually, Joe, almost 35% of Dlisted's readers are Albanian. You may have just shot yourself in the foot.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 7, 2008 - 11:11pm
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And haute couture goatherder garb. If you're Albanian and reading this, I'M JOKING.
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Did Mariah get married in her underwear? Glad to see she remembered her veil though.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on May 7, 2008 - 8:09pm.
Miss Albania! One of the country's lovelier exports. Other exports include emigrants, cholera, and retreaded footwear.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on May 7, 2008 - 11:08pm.
Anytime, but I totally did it for me.
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Ahh, thank you TV. Now tomorrow it'll come back as Snow Pie. :rolleyes: If that account gets banned then the three-headed beast of AQoE/Exotic Goddess/Snow Pie will hopefully be dead.
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@Sheeps: Who's that in your avie Sheeps?
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TV - thank you for taking the time to write to MK about that demented person. God those mind-numbing diatribes.
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You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by islandgirl on May 7, 2008 - 11:04pm.
They can use the burning cross in his front yard as a landmark.
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Sheeps, it was in a swimming pool, silly! I believe there was some government funding involved.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 7, 2008 - 10:48pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 7, 2008 - 10:45pm.
Sweet, I'll greet any late arrivals with open arms and Exotic Goddess' home address.
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I think he/she lives on the corner of Demented and I-Missed-My-Meds Avenue.
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 7, 2008 - 7:58pm.
Umm, I'm pretty sure the Eskimos have never seen water that wasn't frozen. (But I do love the term "aboriginal.")
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 7, 2008 - 10:53pm.
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Yes I did. But only after I did a guest appearance with the Iqaluit synchronized swimming team. We placed third in the Aboriginal Summer Games that year.
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 7, 2008 - 7:51pm.
You swam the English Channel??
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Sheeps, it was Alcatraz. Only I escaped from there and did the backstroke to Ellis. The rest is history.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 7, 2008 - 10:48pm.
no, Devil's.
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 7, 2008 - 7:45pm.
You told me Alcatraz! *pouting*
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 7, 2008 - 10:45pm.
Sweet, I'll greet any late arrivals with open arms and Exotic Goddess' home address.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 7, 2008 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 7, 2008 - 10:38pm.
That depends, which island we talking about?
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Ellis. You know, the one where all the Jews landed. :)
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Thank you, Team Valtrex!
My hero!
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 7, 2008 - 10:38pm.
That depends, which island we talking about?
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TV, I probably asked you this before (I tend to drink from time to time), but will you marry me? :)
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I just checked and Exotic Goddess got booted.
THANK YOU, MK! (and thank you, TV!)
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
emailed to MK:
Hi, MK, you don’t know me but I post semi-regularly as Team Valtrex.
I’m not the type to complain about the other posters but you have one that posts 2000 word anti-semitic diatribes over and over, for hours on end. I’m not Jewish, but I think this type of hate speech is taking place in the wrong forum. Adolf Hitler fansites don’t snark on Britney, that’s what we do here.
If there is some way you could block the user and his IP address, and possibly have him neutered, it would be greatly appreciated.
Thank You and have a wonderful evening.
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Submitted by Exotic Goddess on May 7, 2008 - 10:15pm.
Parroting? You drone on and on and on with your anti-Semitic rants, the same thing time and time again. You won't be converting anyone to your lost cause here, Adolf, if anything you'll cause people to embrace Judaism, just to spite you. Hell, I'm an Atheist, and I'm thinking of going to a Synagogue right now.
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Exotic Goddess...
No one reads your racist shit...be gone. You are either certifiably insane...or the biggest put-on artist ever.
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Submitted by Exotic Goddess on May 7, 2008 - 10:11pm.
The AIPAC tools are here... blah, blah, blah.
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The only tool I see here is you. You're obviously an intelligent person, so why not use your powers for good instead of evil?
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The AIPAC tools are here. Just like they were on the Anna Nicole Smith threads forming cabals to harass and block truth. The AIPAC tools want Howard to get away with a double homicide and to profit from he. He likely gave money to the AIPAC puppet, Obama. They know the money Howard robbed Anna of will go to Israel, that's why AIPAC tools aid and abet murderers like Howard and Spector and Polanski and Kissinger. The Jew controlled media is silent on truth and loud on lying and wholesale propaganda.
AIPAC tools are here to block truth, as always. Say hello to your Mossad brothers for me. I know you will. Say hello to Lufti you first cousin who attempted to murder Spears because she's White.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 7, 2008 - 9:59pm.
It can't write a book, it can't even write it's own posts. Everything there is cut and pasted from the KKK homepage.
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Brad and Jolie should name their new spawn: AIPAC & TOOL.
That would be too perfect.
Their Jew agents and managers would be too pleased. I know Bred Grey would be tickled. His beard would be delighted too, for sure.