Wednesday, May 7th 2008
Chicka Chicka Chickabee
If Nell Kellty learned how to make crack from mayonnaise, weeds and dirt, she would probably look like Wino in these pictures. " T'eeeea in da winnnnnn." Best movie ever. "Ressa ressa ressa mea."
Wino was spotted yesterday wandering the woods barefoot in a bikini made from kitchen rags. The woman looks like she's been living off of small rodents in the Appalachian Mountains. A crackhead mess, but so hot. You know you're going to wear a kitchen rag bikini this summer.
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She looks like a poor little malnourished kid from Africa with a water vessel balancing on her head... except infinitely more disgusting.
she can quit bending her arms we all no its to hide her track marks ...she can always shoot between the toes...
(Insert your fave deity here), help me. I thought of the late Charlton Heston, "Get your paws off of me, you damn filthy apes!"
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
She looks like a hillbilly whore! What's up with the mayonnaise? Is that what she uses for soap during her monthly baths?
“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”
oh MK, you made my day. for some reason, whenever anyone quotes Nell i nearly die from laughter.
taaayyaaa eena weeeeiiiiinnnn
She looks like one of those people on "Cops" who's always thrashing someone else with a glass bottle.
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Hello, I'm the gate
Amy Crackhouse is something else isn't she. I saw that bikini in Crackwhore Weekly. She wears it well, especially around the ass. Hot!
"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"
For a dish-towel wearing crack-head her eyeliner always looks fierce. Is that shit tatooed on?
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Submitted by kittenwithawhip on May 7, 2008 - 9:22am.
If that *IS* mayonnaise, and she's using it on her hair, that's hilarious.
I guess one possibility is they're having some crackhead picnic and the cool mayo bottle felt good on her hot, scratchy face?
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
If that *IS* mayonnaise, and she's using it on her hair, that's hilarious.
With everything about her in shambles, she's worried about conditioning that rat's nest on her head.
I tried that in high school - all the beauty mags were recommending it to soften your hair. NOT good. I smelled like potato salad.
Love the movie Nell! Giiiiiii Ang-uhhhhhhh! Eva-doahs! Tay an' may an' may an' tay!
Michael K referenced Nell. My day is now complete.
"Pop Jeeeeey. Pop carrrrrrn Jeeeey!"
Uh oh! Mammy smalls is crack talkin' on her Mamaise phone again.
Awesome liver!
"Rubbers break"
It looks like her intestines are ready to spill out.
Not a temptress, she.
"Fear is the darkroom where the devil develops his negatives" - Gary Busey
That cocoon on top of her head MUST be ready to hatch by now.
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You can get high off mayo? Who knew?
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
Oh no.
Just NO.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
She looks like she should be in one of those tear-jerk advertisements to save the dying children of (insert popular third world charity location). Who knew there was genocide, mass poverty, and starvation in England. I'm sending her five dollars ASAP. The TV told me that can feed an entire family for a month.
Good Lord!! Lookie dere...its Mrs.Butterworth! Minus the butter....add mayo....and crack.
just...ewwwww...
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all of this and nothing...
I don't know but looking at the picture of Wino makes my groin start to burn and get itchy. What the fuck she can transfer that shit via picture?
I'd still take her and her filth over the likes of Paris and their posing any day.
Sweet fancy moses............this is the worst yet
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
LMAO
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 7, 2008 - 8:28am.
I think she's doing the chicken dance in 4th thumbnail.
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
She seems to enjoy her life right now, and her friends clearly don't give a shit, so why should I?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
You only live once, so you might as well eat tasty shit. -MK
oops. double post :blushes:
yippee!☺
_Submitted by lsapozhnikov on May 7, 2008 - 10:27am.
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Completely anonymous
WE WILL NOT GO TO YOUR SITE!
HAVE YOU NO SHAME SPAMMER?
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
I think she's doing the chicken dance in 4th thumbnail.
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Hey Houston Girl!
You know i had to throw my cereal away when i realized she had mayo in her hand.
Im sure it was for her hair......
NO! Im nit sure it was for her hair cuz shes CRAZY! For all i know she hiding in the bushes and throwing globs of it at passer by's or was finger painting on people's backs and running away chattering about hair gremlins!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
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Completely anonymous
damn, that ass
yippee!☺
YUK!
WOW look at Amy! Oh My Xenu! [lol] That is truly sad, especially with the pics with her beehive torn off. I mean DAMN in that last pic, her ass is all shrunk in...smoked her ass fat!
*puts down breakfast sandwich* :(
WHATS UP LOLO!! Hey everyone!
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5/9: I will be 24! Happy Birthday to ME! :0)
winehouse as nell. you are truly after my heart today.
SKEWWWWWWW INNA BEEEELLLLEHHH!
Is she FEEDING her hair? Has it actually manifested into a human life?
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Can't sleep, La Pequeña will eat me
That's not a jar of mayo. She just harvested her panty pudding and is selling it as extra pure heroin.
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Stay Awesome.
Jesus, at least I know what I'm wearing to work this summer.
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"This IS Marge's bra! I brought it for her boobs!"
Homer S.
Her and Lauryn Hill should tour and walk around in the dirt together.
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I'm jus a jellus h8tr.
Is that crack bloat?
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
she is so disgusting
Oh mayo! So that's what that big white patch was on her head in that one picture.
I defy anyone to make sense of the last thumbnail. Maybe the local green is where deals go down?
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Oh yeah but if some dumb hos saw Carey from Twatts in the City wear this shit they would all say, "Oh but Patricia Feilds is HIGH FASHION"
Yeah Patricia is HIGH....and so is this bitch!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Weird about the mayo.. The only thing I can think of is she was using it to wash her hair w/.. you know that can like be used on your hair, makes it soft.. IDK.. She's so fucking cute. i think I'll do the mayonnaise to head thing at lunch just b/c cutie pie is doing it..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
She's got a crack body to die for.
Oh gees. This is really getting sad.
so hawt. don't tell me you don't want to lick the sweat from her armpits. it's be cheaper than buying your own drugs.
yippee!☺
Why is she holding a jar of mayo to her head?
And why is she wearing my nephew's underoos?
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
Oh my God, her feet are getting the ground dirty.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!