Wednesday, May 7th 2008

Lourdes Must Be So Proud

At first I thought Madge was stick her tongue down Cheryl Burke's mouth! Cheryl Burke would have liked it, because she's a tramp whore! So...Madonna performed a small show in Paris yesterday and forced one of her innocent dancers to suck face with her. Dancer girl better have gotten a bonus for that nastiness.

It Madge wanted to swap spit with me, I'd do it. I'd suck as much spit from her mouth as I could and then spit it into a jar. I'd put that crap on eBay. Madonnaloonies will pay top dolla for her memaw juice.

I hope Madonna knows that this kind of shit doesn't surprise us anymore. The only way she can truly shock us is if she put out good music. The truth.

Wenn, Wireimage

Posted by: Michael K


So edgy!

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EvilShoe's picture

I thought that was Danny Noreiga she was sucking face with, but its a girl?

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

GWAD, hasn't this broad just given it up yet? So sick of seeing her everywhere.

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LoLo's picture

Well at least this old whore is covering up her man hole flaps this time.

My therapist says that soon i will be able to sleep with the lights on again but i still cant go to any clam bakes.
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4/29/08 Random kid on the train.