At first I thought Madge was stick her tongue down Cheryl Burke's mouth! Cheryl Burke would have liked it, because she's a tramp whore! So...Madonna performed a small show in Paris yesterday and forced one of her innocent dancers to suck face with her. Dancer girl better have gotten a bonus for that nastiness.

It Madge wanted to swap spit with me, I'd do it. I'd suck as much spit from her mouth as I could and then spit it into a jar. I'd put that crap on eBay. Madonnaloonies will pay top dolla for her memaw juice.

I hope Madonna knows that this kind of shit doesn't surprise us anymore. The only way she can truly shock us is if she put out good music. The truth.

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LASux's picture

She's pathetic.
The addidas pants, the bad hair...the arms...the fake guitar playing...the fake boozin..the fake lezbo kiss....the bitch is worth 800 mill and is supposed to be so 'enlightened'. In the meantime, our svcmen & women are dying in Iraq, Oil and food is at a rec high, the insurance co.'s & Rx drug co's have our medical patients by the balls and we are in a recession. So why does anyone want to put another dime in the pocket of this Narcicistic, Workaholic, Money hungry Greedy cunt?????????????????????????????????????????????

Uptown James's picture

I really like M. Ciccone-- or should I say Mrs. Richie---but she is starting to remind me of that older woman in Nadine Labaki's new film, "Caramel," who smears blood on the back of her white pants so everyone thinks she still gets her periods.
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hollie.'s picture

god, that FUCKING HAIR!!!!

Brionity's picture

Giant Praying Mantis Attack in Paris!

Run for the hills!

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Albatross's picture

She's a boring old fart that still thinks she's relevant. Yawn!

denise13's picture

Imagination is more Important than Knowledge

She is a pig. I never liked her. Some of her older stuff was good for workout music but I lost all respect for her when she came out with her "artistic" naked book.

When I was little she used to cruise my old neighborhood and pick up Spanish guys that were very young and have them go into her limo and I guess she either had sex with them or blew them KLASSY

oklahoma's picture

I was just looking at those pics.. She is too old to be acting like this, espec w/ kids. But I, myself, like kissing girls.. Tee hee.. *blushes*

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 7, 2008 - 11:07am.
She is so ridiculous. I am embarrassed for her.

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Little miss's picture

That 7th pic, where she sticks out her tongue... eww, does she finds herself that hot and classy? Her veins are horrid.

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kbug's picture

from the pictures i can't for the life of me figure out what the fuck is going on. give it up already madge. stop rehashing yourself.

Who Cares's picture

What this lip singer, who can’t sing in key and can’t play the guitar in time will do for attention.

It is so amazing that this fucking worthless talentless attention whore must do for attention.

What is going to happen in the next 10 years? She sticks a fucking dildo up her flat boy ass live and in collor on stage? There is no end to this talentless attention whore.

She is such a disgrace and humiliation to the whole music business.

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Wow...I just caught a big ol' whiff of desperation.

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Cupid's picture

She's a dumb ass.

Little miss's picture

Bleckhitty-bleckh!

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DawnieDawnDawn's picture

OMG, this post!

I just had "Slacker" flashbacks! "Madonna Pap smear!"

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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......

Medusa strikes again sucking the life force from a young girl in the vain hope that it will bring her eternal youth. It didn't work the first time.

She looks like a vampire {{{{{shudder}}}}}}

bo_tatoe's picture

Jesusf*ckinchrist, what dancers will do to get a showbiz gig nowadays - swallowing dead corpse snot. *shudder*

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

She is so ridiculous. I am embarrassed for her.

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Jakey_G's picture

Fake guitar playing, fake kissing, somebody give granny her thorazine and call the van to take her to the home.

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Stock Broker's picture

Give it up Granny Madonna.
You're an egotistical hypocrite.

Hasn't this old hag retired yet? So sad when they don't realize they are no longer relevant.

Miss Priss's picture

Disgusting
That dancer better watch it. Bitch is doomed. Look what happened to Shitney after Madonna sucked face with her at the VMAs. Madge gives the kiss of death

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pink_orchid's picture

i thought she was kissing pete wentz. that would almost be shocking since im sure he doesnt know how to kiss girls

Gry's picture

Cheap, camera-happy gaysploitation is her default setting whenever she needs attention. Very 1991. I think she may have finally run out of ploys to conceal her utter lack of musical relevance.

parissucksliterally's picture

all I can do is roll my eyes at this shit.

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YesterdaysTrashQueen's picture

Finally I just gotta say it.
M's got 4 minutes to get a head start
before I give her a swift kick in the ass.

The bedazzler should NEVER be used on Adidas gear. NEVER.

Lame forced girl kisses. I smell desperation.

That is so tired trying to be "bad ass" by
now sipping out of a bottle on stage while
performing. Yeah, I'd buy it if it where
Keith Richards, but M who obsesses on her pure macrobiotic lifestyle...I call bullshit.

Did she manage to shoot all the fish in her barrel of tricks cuz this album huffs ass but
then again she shoved it out only to complete
her obligations so she can make a gazillion dollars with Live Nation.

Do I still wuv her sure, but I will still certainly kick her ass with my very angry group
of mo friends.

Over and out.

letinstar's picture

doesn't madonna have new material...she already did this kiss with brit years ago....
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Winnyfranfran's picture

I, too, thought that was a man she was kissing.

Faith's picture

WTF?!

Is she sponsored by Adidas?

soul's picture

madonna needs a new gimmick
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BeigeBaby's picture

Seriously, it's time for a hospital stay! Do the people doing the adoption know of this? Just send money to David & his Dad, don't subject him to this. Guy doesn't want the kid any way.

Suki's picture

*yawn*

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sexy's picture

Only got 4 minutes to save the world ... yeah QUIT ALREADY Save everyone from this already! SUCH A CRAP ASS SONG!!!!!! Retire already.

Mel-Tang's picture

Jesus Christ! Look at those disgusting things that are supposed to be arms in thumbnail 2.
I LOATHE THIS CUNTY, UNTALENTED BITCH.
Now I see why she doesn't allow her kids to watch t.v. They might actually witness mommy's alter ego and 'other' life.

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poo's picture

My.... how..... *YAWN* ..... shocking.

Give it up, you old hag.

Manimal5's picture

Madge wants to play hide the champagne bottle.

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Mrs. Nordy's picture

This is getting a little old. Why the fuck does she want to make out with other people? It's embarrasing for her and for Lourdes. If that's what you think is normal to make out with lots of people when your married....Well, it's not good.

oklahoma's picture

Why does this bitch always wear those Striped adidas pants.. WTF.. You are doing a show!!! HELLO!!! lazy lezy!

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Newportjoey's picture

You know, Blanche at least had the decency to carry on her lesbonics in private. Not a pretty picture, but then neither were Victor Bruno and I. LOVE, Baby Jane Hudson

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Team Valtrex's picture

Ewww, it must've been like being molested by Estelle Getty.

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Candy Blackmail's picture

"I hope Madonna knows that this kind of shit doesn't surprise us anymore. The only way she can truly shock us is if she put out good music."

Thank you MK - I second that.

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miso-horny's picture

I guess she didn't get the memo that no one gives a fuck anymore...yes Madonna even the gays...

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Itz-Britney_Bitch's picture

Okkk its getting old, it was a shocker the 1st time, now its just trashy

miso-horny's picture

I know if I was grabbed by those manly arms I would comply...mommy?

I thought that was Peter Wentz she was making out with at first.

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BeigeBaby's picture

Someone please get this woman to a psych unit, stat! Guy is too scared to do it. This manic episode has gone on too long. The dancer should have slipped her some lithium via tongue. Ew!

God, that´s so tired...
Do guys actually fall for this shit? Two heterosexual girls kissing (although I can´t be sure about the dancer) in order to get attention.

sonne's picture

Oh look, she's pretending to sing, dance, AND play the guitar. Desperate indeedy.

The C word's picture

Everything about her now screams "Desperate!".

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reinvention's picture

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

i wish she'd just go away. no one cares about you any more madge.

yippee!☺

putsomestankonit's picture

Doesn't she know we no longer care?

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