It Wasn't A Joke
If you stare deep enough into White Oprah's nostrils in the picture above, you can see Colombia.....
Anyway, when I heard Mingling Moms named White Oprah as one of their "Mothers of the Year," I thought it was a really late April Fool's Joke. It wasn't. White Oprah showed up yesterday to pick up her $2 plaque. Mingling Moms could have at least put White Oprah instead of Dina Lohan on that shit.
Newsday asked 45-year-old White Oprah what kind of advice she gives to HoHan, WO said, "Just to be honest and to stay morally correct. And listen to your mother." She forgot to add, "And steal more fur coats, because my mortgage is due."
The HBIC of Mingling Moms said this about WO, "Dina is such a dedicated mom. Through all the ups and downs of Lindsay, she has been by her side.” The last part of that quote must have been cut off. It should read "by her side doing lines."
Here's some pics of White Oprah with her momma at the awards ceremony yesterday.
Wenn, Wireimage
Morally correct.. W.O. :::
so it was you wearing that kids coat..
with jiz and wooblie stains. Where do we
sign up for your parenting class at the Y..
White Oprah's comment about staying "morally correct"...is that code for Blohan and her other kid to sleep with the casting couch cast & crew?
That big picture? I thought Paula Abdul had gone blond!
Is this woman capable of taking a photo were she doesn't resemble a bass with a hook planted in its cheek?
white oprah would go to the opening of a window as long as it got her press...
she should do the right thing and give lilo the name of her facialist because wo looks better than lilo...
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all of this and nothing...
she should NOT have accepted this recognition.
it's a joke.
mommy is just way too into the scene, just too out there.
mommy needs to sit down and let her daughter get her shine on instead of trying to share the spotlight with linds.
You are wrong MK, that's not Columbia that's her hemaroids!
She DOES look better than Lindsay! WOW! She's only 45? I thought she was way older...how old was she when she had Lindsay?
Why when I see WO's mom....I think about "The Nanny" [Miss. Fine's mom] LMAO!!! I forgot her name on there
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MK: I love you but leave Colombia out of this! lol
They should be called "Minging" Moms.
'Minging' is Brit slang for ugly, smelly, drunk or generally distasteful.
White Oprah is a minger.
I see that little coke flake up there. She is a train wreck!
This is a Long Island organization, so do the math...of course she's mother of the year material in their eyes
this hot mess looks better than Lindsay. sad but true.
She deserves it. Who doesn't want their children to grow up to be cracked up whores in hollywood? It's all any mother could hope for.
I'm still trying to wrap my mind around a group called "Mingling Moms".
Submitted by Sheeps on May 7, 2008 - 7:26am.
I may be the only dork who cares, but they actually named themselves "Mingling Mom's." See, they can't even spell.
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According to their web site, they are the very grammatically correct Mingling Moms. The apostrophe 's must be someone else's mistake.
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I don't (usually) condone elder abuse, but if I was there I'd have slapped WO's mom.
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
What she really said was "Stay dishonest and imortally CONNECTED to your mother's coke dealer."
That news agency got it all wrong.
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I'm jus a jellus h8tr.
MK, you need to make an official, 3 dimensional hot slut trophy. Hold some regal looking ceremony somewhere cool, and all of thes bitches would show up. LMAO
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She is a beutiful woman of klass. You can see her profile at minglingmorons.com where she shoes you her hairless kitten on lawn guy land. She is speshul.
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Dude, I thought that was Wendy Williams.
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I may be the only dork who cares, but they actually named themselves "Mingling Mom's." See, they can't even spell.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
"Just to be honest and to stay morally correct. And listen to your mother."
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! that's the funniest thing that came out of this twat's mouth since the White Oprah comment.
well her advice dint work or she wrote that on the way to the ceremony
Wow, that's one organization that's proven it doesn't know shit about shit.
Mingling Moms? Sounds like one of those bullhooey spam sites those dumb bitches barf out here.
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There are three types of people in this world.
Those who can count, and those who can't.
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
I wish I had fake hair.. : ( *walks off w/ head down*
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
I thought that said "Mingeing Moms," and WO was going into porn. If the shoe fits. Lousy mother.
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