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Bossy i totaly agree with you on victorias SLUTY UGLY secret.i used to buy their cloths when when they where really good but i stopped because they where getting too expensive and started to gear more towards trashier crowd. in other words, no one with any class or fashion sense shops there.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Dustin says the best thing he's ever done is fart at Tom Cruise in 'Rainman' (and who can blame him for that), an improvisation that wasn't in the original script.

He said: "It's just my favourite moment of any film I've ever done. That includes Shakespeare that I've done onstage, anything."
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fucking awesome.

Submitted by Bossy on May 7, 2008 - 2:37pm.

So true. I paid $140.00 for two bras and three pairs of panties there yesterday. I love their stuff because I have pretty big tatas (36Ds) and their bras tend to support the girls better, but I can't get over having to spend around $50 per bra. I wish there was another way...

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I have to 100% agree with Chris Noth about Victoria's Secret. Their stuff really is trash. It's pretty disappointing because they have great, well-known models but their actual products are over-priced, made of cheap material, ill-fitting, and not that attractive. Their "pink" line is nice--though definitely overpriced at $60 for sweatpants. VS used to use better material, now they use up all their money to razzle dazzle everyone with image and appeal (models and annual show) and skimp on the actual product.

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Damn, Fantasia's kid looks as ugly and droolingly retarded as her mother. Why was this fug eatbeast allowed to breed? It makes no sense to me why people that are obviously retarded are not sterilized. We all know what's going to happen...that kid is going to pop out another grinning idiot child as a teen, and the cycle will go on and on, forever and ever, amen. And of course, the taxpayers will have to foot the bill. Wonderful. And all because every fucking jackass feels like they have the God-given right to pop out as many fucking kids as they want, without considering if it's the appropriate thing to do. We REALLY need to start sterilizing people already....this shit is getting out of hand. The retards are about to outnumber the smart people, then it really WILL be "Idiocracy". Just you wait.

As for Whoredan....my sweet lord, that Princess Tiiiiiaaaaamiiiii is one monstrously ugly child. How does someone love something so hideous? If that was my ugly child, I wouldn't be able to look at it without wanting to hurl. It needs a bag over it's head (preferably a PLASTIC BAG), because it truly is one of the most repulsive things I've ever seen. It's even more ugly than Shitney's little FAS mistakes, and those kids are REALLY ugly! Ugly people should also be sterilized. God knows we have enough uggos running around, we do NOT need more. Poor Harvey, he's so adorable, but maybe he's lucky he's blind, what with having such a disgustingly ugly half-sister. LOL.

Princess Tl349tn04naq04n is still really ugly. That really all i could see in the pic of that family.

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I would like to proudly state that Fantasia was sporting that chic and classy 'do at the Apple Blossom festival where I live. Though I didn't attend, and avoided the area like the plague, I still feel like I got something extra special out of her appearance there. Touching.

Just this weekend I introduced my girlfriend to the concept of ugly (usually obese) women who attempt to use "Manic Panic" to make themselves interesting to look at. She was amazed at how many bright red/green/purple heads on top of linebacker bods we counted during a drive from Culver City to Sunset Blvd. You just can't put a bow on roadkill and call it gorgeous.

"Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass." -- Mark Twain

Geez - Jordan waits till he is 6 to get him some help? She makes the Travolta's look like caring parents.

Skank!

HARVEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goodbye, Cinzano...

who's letting tasia out the house with that hair...and thank gawd she's not standing up so we can see her stuffed into that outfit...
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all of this and nothing...

OK one: ricki lakes man really isnt that bad...ricki in the other hand looks like a family sized bottle of summers eve...ive never liked her

also...fantasia? HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA...her hair is STUPID

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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?

Fantasia gets trashier with each picture.

Ricki's man ain't bad.

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"I have to go on a killing spree."

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LMAO @ Shenandoah Valley. That would have been the last place I would have ever imagined FAntasia being invited to. hahahaha

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I'm jus a jellus h8tr.

@LoLo-- **snicker** Yeah, cuz we all know KIDS don't give you any reasons to swear!!! LMAO

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_Submitted by Kizzy on May 7, 2008 - 9:48am.

Id rather watch a beat down on the train then the hills! Hell id even watch Tyra instead of the hills!

Lord, if i had a junior Lolo i would be forced to stop cussin so much. So i takes the pill till i get this wild streak out of my system!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.

Okie, did you lick that lollipop like a lollipop should be licked?

I hate Heidi & Spencer, I wish they'd be abducted by aliens. Real ones, not $cientology ones.

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Submitted by LoLo on May 7, 2008 - 9:45am.
_Submitted by oklahoma on May 7, 2008 - 9:42am.

It was a girl talking to her school friends! She was prob like 13? Oh her friends did NOT agree with her.

Poor kid.
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I smell a Junior LoLo in the making!!!

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LoLo.. Well hopefully she didn't get a beat down like most people have been getting.. Also, I like the thumbsucking Av. Brings back memories of how I got to sleep last night! Makes me kind of tired just looking at it! *closes eyes*

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

Okie, yeah, well, you know, that's your FAMILY, you gotta help out...and bonus!!! mad merkin makin skillz.

People have to be on a mental vacation, and their remote accidentally lands on the channel, and they're too drunk to change it, for someone to be actually watching the show.

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_Submitted by oklahoma on May 7, 2008 - 9:42am.

It was a girl talking to her school friends! She was prob like 13? Oh her friends did NOT agree with her.

Poor kid.

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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.

Kizzy.. Well I hope so, I know you have those bad ass Merk making skills. To let a cousin freeze like that would be a damn shame.. We used to always say that saying about fuzzy wuzzy when we were little.. weird!!

LoLo.. Did some random dude really say that on a train?? Funny!!!

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
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Yeah, poor thing, fur just fell out in clumps, it was awful. But, I managed to hone my merkin-making skills just in time for winter.

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Id rather watch fuzy wuzzy growing hair then watch the Hills Kizzy Wizzy and Okie Dokie!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.

bai ling's body looks like beef jerky. honestly she gives me the creeps.

yippee!☺

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy wuzzy.. Bwahahaa..

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Submitted by LoLo on May 7, 2008 - 9:32am.
edit: Kizzy wizzy!
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Damn, you've found me out. Yes, it's true, I am 3rd cousin to Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Lolo, I know you do. I know.. There there..
*rubs head*

*gropes boob*

*runs away*

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
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Ricki Lake is looking HOT!

Ditto Chris Noth.

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I just hate MTV and the hills Oakie!
ha ha ha ha

edit: Kizzy wizzy!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.

LMAO the air conditioner!!!!! Very Highlarious movie.

OnT/I can't even begin to understand how people could actually watch "the Hills". I'd rather watch something more interesting, with a plot, like grass growing, or paint drying. Yeah, paint drying's the shit.

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LoLo, Girl you betta calm down.. Eat this xanax.. Its been in my mouth, But its all good. But I still want you to spit on that co-worker. That is fun!! Do it!! Make her CRY!!

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Submitted by LoLo on May 7, 2008 - 9:27am.

I ♥ you

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Kizzy.. OMG, I love that movie so much.. the toaster.. And I'm usually a toasted poster on here. So that makes me a Toaster.. it fits. I loved Kirby the vaccum.

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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'

Chris Noth is right.
I refuse to call him Mr.&** because of the monster crush i had on him while he was on Law and Order.

I swear to god i am starting a movement for people to ban pictures/interviews/breathing of the idiot twatt farts from the Hills.

FUCKING SHEEP! STOP WATCHING THAT SHIT! ASSHOLES!

I tell you what, if you want the Hills so bad, how about you give me a little phon call and ill chew in your fucking phone for three minutes and talk shit about down syndrome kitten face and say "like" and "uh ma gawd" and "slut bitch" a few times?

READ A BOOK! FUCK MTV!

*gargles with vodka coffee and spits it at coworker who is wearing stupid looking shoes*

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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.

LMAO I lurrrve me some "Brave Little Toaster". Too hilarious. Definitely a stoner's must-see.

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LOL Kizzy.. I always feel so bad for that bunny in your Av.. Everyone has some whore in them.. : (
Even mommies..

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HAHA!! HEY OKLAHOMA!! Well, last I knew, Operation Anus Biter was going well, the plan to drop Paris Hilton in Chernobyl was on it's way.

OnT-Wonder how much Star paid her "walker"?

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Kizzy!! lets hear more about this Operation Anus Bitter.. *grabs popcorn*

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Fantasia looks like she is still wearing those one piece outfits.. Doesn't she always have major Camel Toe in those.. never learns..

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Why is 'Tasia taking hair coloring tips from Perez Hilton?

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WOW LC looks really good. & She does resemble Carmen Electra!

@DeeDee. I know what you mean. Last time I was in my dermatologists office the entire staff there looked like they had three coats of grease on their faces. Course, wasn't a wrinkle in sight but you could use their reflective shine to power an entire office building.

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I saw Ricki on the View yesterday I think. She was very very shiny, like she used Crisco as moisturizer.

I know Angelinos are thrilled to know Jordan is moving there.

LMAO! Dustin said he loved farting at Tom Cruise. I have a few egg farts saved up for Tom.

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Tashia is bringing back the Kool-Aid rinse big time.

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We're all stars now in the dope show

stoptheact.com......it is completely anonymous

What was Dustin's MOTIVATION for farting?

I'm so annoyed the old comments had to be wiped away. I had a funny story I typed in...sigh. I wonder if someone gave MK a virus? Not that he's unused to that.

*rimshot*

Just kidding.

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Not to NitPick..But EefreakingGads, would it have killed Riki Lake to pull out a black evening purse with that outfit?! And ladies, for the love of all that is holy, unless you are a porn star or workin a certain street corner, please, I implore you, throw OUT any gladiator sandals (LC pics), that you may have lingering in the backs of your closets. *reaching for the xanax*
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1. Fantasia looks like she's swearing in to become a naturalized citizen in this pic. The hair is just "ok"

2. Ricki Lake: "you go giiirl!"

3. Chris Noth IS RIGHT. That stuff is overpriced trash that falls apart.

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Leave Harvey just don't allow Jordan to live here permanently. What did L.A. ever do to deserve all the freaks that move there?!

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