Wednesday, May 7th 2008
Moving On
Star Jones was all smiles as she dined with a new piece in NYC last night. New piece is totally paid for. He has a look on his face like, "I hope the bitch knows I charge by the hour." Yeah, Star. That means stop breaking lenses and get a move on. Your call boy has another client.
You know Gay Al was pissed when he saw these pictures. Star is wearing his special Farrah Fawcett wig! He was saving it one for Halloween and Star knew this. What a bitch!
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Glazed and paid straight...
who paid??? It obviously wasn't enough.
Al at least smiled.
She definitely looks a bit plumper than she has in the past, but she needed it--- she was starting to look like Granny Clampett there for a while.
***To those who have commented that all Gastric-bypass patients always "gain all of their weight back"----------I know quite a few people who've had Gastric Bypass and none of them have even come close to gaining all the weight back. Most will hit an all-time low weight and then bounce up 5-15 pounds and remain there.
Talk about cottage cheese in a trash bag.
...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
star's caught herself another gay one! that chick's got better gaydar than Monroe from "Too Close for Comfort."
I like the hair- it hides her grotesque neck.
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"Won't you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff"
Cute outfit for someone 40 pounds thinner and 10 years younger.
"Fear is the darkroom where the devil develops his negatives" - Gary Busey
Cute outfit for someone 40 pounds thinner and 10 years younger.
"Fear is the darkroom where the devil develops his negatives" - Gary Busey
Is he carrying her colostomy bag in that man purse?
"It's not a purse. It's EuroPEAN!"
Sorry...Seinfeld is a tic for me.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
Submitted by justjane: "BTW, who sponsored the date??"
LOL!
And it is SO TRUE about the gastric bypass surgery. Most people gain it all back. Carnie Wilson did, too. It's only a temporary (and potentially fatal) fix.
ridic wig...ridic star...dude looks annoyed that he got caught hanging with starzilla...
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all of this and nothing...
This is the most decent pic of her I've ever seen...ew
The guy's name is Dr. Marc Lamont Hill. He's a professor at Temple University and he does commentary on Fox News.
Her neck gives me nightmares. Is it me or is her head too small for her body?
~SAS
That guy looks like Omar Epps. That's not him, is it?
Boy, Star really goes for the gays, doesn't she?
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To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. Bernadette Devlin
My first thought when I saw the pics was that she looks a little thick in the middle. Just because you have weight loss surgery, doesn't mean you won't gain some or it all back. I know many people who have had the surgery who are gaining it back.
That guy looks like he wishes he could be anywhere but there. I liked fat Star better, she looks so strange now. She has the neck of a 70 yr old woman.
good morning all!
is it just me or does Star look like she's gained a little weight? It looks good on her..she's no longer sporting the bobble-head look :)
tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito
Who gives a rats about Star...someone tell me what the hell is up with the guy in the background of that first picture. He has the crazy eyes...HOT!
UH-OH!!! Looks like the chunck is creeping back on! She's going to be fat again in no time.Look at Randy Jackson- he's gotten fat again too. Gastric bypass is not the way to do it!
She needs to go away and take madonna with her.
This woman shure knows how to pick 'em dont she?? This one looks like he got a lil itty bitty of sweetness/sugar in his tank also, and he looks like her assistant or sumthin..
DAmn Star stop being soo desperate..H
Oh yea b4 i forget, Did anyone else watch Barbra Walters on Oprah yesterday?? LMAO she said Star was soo obese when she walked on the set everyone could hear her breathing *dying from laughter*
IVixen.. yeah, dude she's w/ looks all mad at someone staring at her.. Also, even tho she's totally creepy. Its wrong for her to be after dick this early after divorce/seperation. Ssslut! *said the snake* ssssss hissss..
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Lie about the gastric bypass all you want, Star. You're still a big fat girl with low self-esteem inside, and that will never change.
p.s. You look like a tranny hooker with her pimp.
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Submitted by von3248 on May 7, 2008 - 9:11am.
Von you know its the hair/boots combo!
No one is wearing those boots for spring right now except for my inbetween gender babies in Chelsea!
psssss *looks around* You KNOW my friend Teeny wears that same get up when he picks up men on Wall. no joke! ha ha ha ha!
BROKERS LOVE TRANNIES!
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by reinvention on May 7, 2008 - 8:14am.
wkhy does she always look so ashy?
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I know! She looks like she wears that funeral make-up that they put on corpses.
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"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle..."
-Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Norvell (June 1807)
She still has big girl legs.. Wonder what she REALLY looks like under those close.. *shudders* Also, I seen where she is hosting the Reunion for the Bad Girls Club, She isn't right for that... *shudders* lol
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
wkhy does she always look so ashy?
yippee!☺
Fake BITCH from head to toe!!!!
Submitted by LoLo on May 7, 2008 - 8:07am.
Who the dude in the dress or the dude in the pin stripes?
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LMAO! She is trannylicious...in a tragic way! lol
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"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle..."
-Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Norvell (June 1807)
He rented the suit from Men's Wearhouse. He has to drop it off (without stains) by 10 p.m.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Submitted by von3248 on May 7, 2008 - 9:00am.
Who the dude in the dress or the dude in the pin stripes?
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on May 7, 2008 - 7:59am.
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Those commercials are priceless! "GIMME THEM SOCKS!"
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There are three types of people in this world.
Those who can count, and those who can't.
Everything about this picture says that this was either a meeting about business or something else and dude DID NOT appreciate being photo'd as Star's new piece OR that dude is totally an escort/male model who is getting paid to be there.
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"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle..."
-Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Norvell (June 1807)
A horse is missing a lot of hair at this moment because of this creature
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
The best part of this relationship is all the ball breaking that Charles Barkley is doing to Dwayne Wade about dating this "cougar" Star Jones.
Charles is a riot!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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The best thing Star can do to improve her looks is to put a paper bag over that face of hers. Every time I see her smirking face, I just want to bitch slap it.
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Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
*swings Mabel Hodges up and whirls her around* Nice to see ya, doll! *MuaH*
Actually, I'm pretty sure the woman in the background is saying, thank God I didn't order yet! We're outa' here! LOL
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
That girl in the background is like, "shit, why'd I order the fucking diet plate---what is on their plates? I should have ordered that!"
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Having sex with pepaws is a tricky and unsexy situation.
Dude looks thrilled to be there.
That is one nice looking manwhore she hired herself for the evening. I guess Dwyane Wade was busy?
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There are three types of people in this world.
Those who can count, and those who can't.
Can we all say it together? Photo Op! What celebs have you ever seen had Paps INSIDE the effin restaraunt without their permission?! She's so over her 15 minutes..eeps...blech!
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
Star's chose the Mekhi Pfeiffer look-alike escort. He's kinda hunky.
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
New York called. She wants her wig back.
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
She looks ridiculous.
That wig is ridiculous.
BTW, who sponsored the date??