What The Hell Are These People Wearing?!
No, this is not a picture from the Fugly Ass Dress Convention. It's Jamie Lynne's baby shower or what Britney probably calls it "baba showa." The chick that's second from the right is my favorite. She's working that 90s look of the spaghetti dress over the tank.
OK! Magazine has these pictures in their newest issue from JL's special day. She talked to OK! about seeing Brit Brit for the first time in a while, "It was wonderful to be able to spend time with her and just be girls again. We painted our nails and did stupid stuff." The stupid stuff means they drank a whole bottle of NyQuil in the bathroom.
JL also said that Brit Brit gave her some words of wisdom. Don't spit out your coffee! Your boss is watching. JL said, "She told me, 'There are going to be some long nights, but it is completely worth it.'" She also gave her a recipe for "baby sleepy drank." It's made with bourbon, whiskey, Tylenol PM, Sunny D and Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime tea.
ShareThis
Miso-Horny.. Hi-ya.. Whatcha been up to! Tell me,, do it!!!! *demanding voice*
-----------------------------------------------
I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Do all the Spears women have arms like linebackers? Brit has big meaty arms.
-----------------------------------------------------
Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Britney looks like a Amazon Beast!! WTF.. And how she is leaning over them all. YUM ME BREAKFAST!!
LMAO @ Sheep on lipstick on a pig.. Funny shit!!
-----------------------------------------------
I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
MK means Redneck Hillbilly White Trash Fugly Dress Convention.
WTG fucking up your future and that of your kid, Jamie Lynn. Instead of smiling in these pix Lynne should be banging her head against a wall. She's a total fuckup as a parent.
♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥
All those dresses look like rubbish. Looks like they got these on sale off the clearance rack at JC Penny.
--------------------------------------
Check out my page too!
accidentalsexiness.wordpress.com
Lipstick on a pig.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Walmart Haute Coutoure!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
whoa...the hell happened to JL in those pictures.
eeek
WOOOOOOOO!! DLISTED IS BACK!!! WOOOOOO!!!
:D
okok, yeah man, Kentwood isnt exactly a fashion capital. who woulda thunk it.
_____________________________________________
"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Painting your nails while pregnant certainly would be considered "stupid stuff", eh? It's because of the phthalates, solvents and formaldehyde (all banned in Europe), and also the dyes, synthetic preservatives and fragrances in nail polish. Here in the US, cosmetics don’t have to pass any sort of safety code before being sold to the public. And even worse, the cosmetic industry funds the Cosmetic Ingredient Review panel, which is responsible for analyzing chemicals in cosmetics only after they've hit the store shelves.
Prenatal exposure to phthalates has already been found to cause birth defects in the reproductive systems of males. And all those chemicals seeping into your porous nail beds probably do a lot more damage than researchers have yet to prove.
...steps off soap box...
Baby shower pics or the premier Walmart's Spring fashion line up?
*************************************************
"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle..."
-Thomas Jefferson, Letter to John Norvell (June 1807)
Submitted by mike on May 7, 2008 - 8:46am.
Way to piss away your youth, Jamie.
-------------------------------
Haaaahaaa!
It should say that on the sash she's wearing.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I could not help myself. It is my nature.
Submitted by mike on May 7, 2008 - 8:46am.
Jamie Lynn really looks old in these pics. Way to piss away your youth, Jamie.
meh, she was gonna piss everything away eventually anyway. good to get it out of the way early, i guess *rolling eyes*
-----------------------------
May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
Submitted by Beth4 on May 7, 2008 - 8:41am.
Alli is not their real cousin
Like britney knew when the kids were crying ,she was to busy chasing Kfed whit a frying pan and dreaming of chester cheetah
lynn spears look positively high class in comparison to all the fug she's surounded by. who woulda thunk it?
yippee!☺
Jamie Lynn really looks old in these pics. Way to piss away your youth, Jamie.
Don't get pregnant at a young age, gals.
Submitted by modianos on May 7, 2008 - 7:35am.
spaghetti straps was thinkin "how can i make myself look even more redneck...FLIP FLOPS!!"
___________________________________________
Bwahahaha! She spent all her waredrobe money at the tannin' shop.
••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
That does not even look like the little sister.
Parenting advice from Britney? LMFAO
Whatever happened to good ole "cousin Alli"? Was she banned from the baby shower?
Lynne's dress is kind of cute but now I get where Britney's love of wedge thongs came from. Blech.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There are three types of people in this world.
Those who can count, and those who can't.
spaghetti straps was thinkin "how can i make myself look even more redneck...FLIP FLOPS!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
Is OK going to have pictures of the birth too? Nothing like showing teen-age pregnancy in a postive light.
ya gotta be fuckin' kidding me... and yet, people will still buy this magazine... stop the world, i want to get off
-----------------------------
May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
These dresses are considered the height of fashion in Kentwood.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I could not help myself. It is my nature.
I just noticed the thumbnails and that these are from OK magazine. Do the Spear's family have someone from OK living with them? They seem to have a really close relationship. Could someone from OK be the real father of Jamie-Lynn's baby? It's a good way to ensure some 'exclusives' for a long, long time.
=================================
Hang in there Susan. We love you.
LMAO @ baby sleepy drank!
Is that Jamie Lynn in the middle? It doesn't look like her. And Britney looks old.
••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
Oh, Puhleeze! The only sleepless night Brit ever had was after a meth binge. Taking parenting advice from Britney Spears is like choosing Dr. Kavorkian for your kid's pediatrician!
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
I swear to God that I was watching Judge Judy last night and a woman, who was the plantiffs amazon of a fugly girlfriend (he was a shrimp, of course), had that same dress on as the 'lady' on the right.
They all look like they attended my sisters wedding shower in 1978. I, myself, wore a nice, canary yellow wrap around dress.
I'm telling you, this is style....circa 1978.
=================================
Hang in there Susan. We love you.
and what was jamie lynn paid for these 'exclusive' pics of her baby shower? what will she be paid for pics of the kid coming out, the placenta, babies first puke all over mommy's shirt, etc.???
FUCKING TRASH FAMILY
♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫
Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
Totally thought this was a "caption this.."
It's a study in nouveau-riche trailer trash.
jamie lynn would fall even further down the IQ scale if she takes any parenting advice from someone who lost custody of their own mistakes.
♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫
Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.