What The Hell Are These People Wearing?!
No, this is not a picture from the Fugly Ass Dress Convention. It's Jamie Lynne's baby shower or what Britney probably calls it "baba showa." The chick that's second from the right is my favorite. She's working that 90s look of the spaghetti dress over the tank.
OK! Magazine has these pictures in their newest issue from JL's special day. She talked to OK! about seeing Brit Brit for the first time in a while, "It was wonderful to be able to spend time with her and just be girls again. We painted our nails and did stupid stuff." The stupid stuff means they drank a whole bottle of NyQuil in the bathroom.
JL also said that Brit Brit gave her some words of wisdom. Don't spit out your coffee! Your boss is watching. JL said, "She told me, 'There are going to be some long nights, but it is completely worth it.'" She also gave her a recipe for "baby sleepy drank." It's made with bourbon, whiskey, Tylenol PM, Sunny D and Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime tea.
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The women on the right are Casey's sister and mom.
Gawd. Now that Shitters doesn't have a team of stylists behind her, the real Louisiana crawfish comes crawling out.
They look like dresses you would find at the Goodwill w/ the JCPenney clearance tags still on them. Jamie Lynn's looks like it's the only one that was purchased during this decade.
People from the southern states are usually the last to get the memo that shit is out of style like assymetric-cut hankerchief dresses like Britney is wearing. She looks like she slept w/ her make-up on.
What is wrong with Britney, EEW. The only good looking one is Lynn
Britney looks like a crossdressing lumberjack from Apalachia.
They all look like they're from the 80's, from the hair to their clothes. Terrible!
Britney looks like an Amazon woman compared to the others. Why does she look so huge? Jamie-Lynn doesn't even look like herself with all that clown makeup, I didn't even recognize her.
“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”
When are Britney's retarded fans going to learn how to spell her name the correct way.
*rolls eyes*
I kind of like Brittany's dress. I think it could be cute on a different person.
them is some shit ugly dresses
goodwell finest
i still love brit brit jamie is so cute to wit her lil fat face
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The pregnant girl definitely looks the best out of all of them. She looks cute, knows how to match clothing (actually, pretty nicely), and doesn't really appear pregnant (other than some bloating in the face). Good for Jamie.
~*Head Bitch*~
So-things are going so well between Brit and JL that OK had to photoshop the two together for their cover? Niiiiice. The magazine did a shitty job-btw.
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looking at that first picture, it's like that crazy camouflage they used to put on old British battleships so you could focus on one particular thing. "Is she fat? I can't tell because now I'm distracted by the pink squares... and the big polka dots."
Selling pictures of your unwed, underage, pregnant daughter's baby shower. Class all the way, Lynne Spears. Emily Post is golf clapping.
This tops the classy move of having the same daughter on the cover of US magazine with the headline screaming "I'M PREGNANT, Y'ALL!".
Britney looks beefy here but knobgoblin- I agree with you that a lot of women have extra meat as you put it:) but I also say dress according to your size. Or wear what looks best. I work out but still need to tone my arms- so it's best not to wear something to accentuate them like the halter dress style Britney has here. It makes her look bigger than she really is, I'll bet.
I also thing Jamie's dress is cute but her streaky skunk blond/black two tone hair is a mess.
"Fear is the darkroom where the devil develops his negatives" - Gary Busey
Ironic. The mother of this hillbilly circus, is the one that looks the most clean cut and presentable. I hate the greedy bitch, but I like her dress the best out of them all.
I like JL's dress *runs*
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Yea lets celebrate a 16 year old being knocked up by putting her on the cover of OK Magazine with her sister that's lost custody of her own kids, shaved her head, flashed her va-jayjay - and is a has been...... SO SAD
*Smile Bitches*
the hottest one here is lynne spears...and then that old bag on the end...i mean the one on the right end...
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all of this and nothing...
Wow, did she go to seed. She looks like she's in her mid-40s. Her sister could be her daughter.
Oh yeah, Britney has DEFINITELY lost 20 lbs.....
this picture is hilarious!
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Holy Hell Shitney is HUGE (those arms) and fug. She makes Hohan look good.
Shit Brit is the ugliest one of the lot. I'm telling you look at her face with those eyes to close together and you just know she's a nut bowl!
Look How ginormous Shitney's arms are. DAMN!
My God. Britney looks horrible. HOw GD drugged was she? He fucking eyes aren't even open!
Damn, she looks old and FAT!
Proof that money does not buy class
~SAS
Attention K-Mart shoppers...now in Aisle 5, putrid ugly dresses on clearance.
Britney looks 40 years old.
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Ha! Look at Lynne...all sticking out her chest like "hell yeah, i look hotter than these bimbos!"
OMG...does Brit have a MANE in her hair?
remember those things?
Submitted by KnobGoblin on May 7, 2008 - 9:30am.
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I had to do a triple-take at your avie and now I can't stop giggling over it.
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There are three types of people in this world.
Those who can count, and those who can't.
Britney looks REALLY bad.Like a coke hangover.EW.
Submitted by miso-horny on May 7, 2008 - 9:37am.
Do all the Spears women have arms like linebackers? Brit has big meaty arms.
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Oh, what a sin! *sarcasm*
What's wrong with a woman having a little meat and/or muscle on her body?? Shame on you for spreading the stereotype that all women should be scrawny little stick figures. They look like your average AMERICAN women to me...And there's nothing wrong with that.
Get a grip on reality and stop spreading the shit.
Modianos.. I hate those new age electronics. Those were bastards!! Such a happy ending to the movie.. But I LOVED how the doggy that the store owner had, Drove off in that truck to get away from the "JAIL BREAK, JAIL BREAK".. That was cute! Cause he even buckled up.. LOL
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Sheesh, Brits arms/shoulders are HUGE! Not cool Lynn, no way I would allow my 16 yr old daughters baby shower pics to be in a magazine. Im not saying Jamie Lynn has to hang her head in shame forever. Whats done is done, but putting it on display and making money from it is tacky.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 7, 2008 - 7:55am.
Modianos.. LMAO!! that was awesome.. once I got the tune down and sang it, it was perfect!! Very funny!!
ty ty...just throw money lol...ive seen that movie soooo many times...luckily i like it, even the scary part when they meet the new electronics *shiver*
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Well i will say that my mom was kind of young...
Im glad Im alive. I love my life and breathing. I had a great time growing up.
Also glad im not in this kids shoes too.
She has some money to take care of the little bebe, but i do hope she decides to leave HolyFuckingShitWood behind and focus on this kid. I hope she has some hidden smarts that the other Spears people dont.
*shit i must be talking in my sleep, i just had a dream a gave a shit about this kid!*
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
Wow, Britney looks particularly bad in this picture. Wonder if she'll ever look better or if her looks are gone forever? It's like she's already 40+.
Modianos.. LMAO!! that was awesome.. once I got the tune down and sang it, it was perfect!! Very funny!!
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Submitted by The C word on May 7, 2008 - 7:51am.
Too bad there's not a "Mingling Moms" chapter in Kentwood - I'm sure they'd have given her a "Mother of the Year" award.
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i think its understood in kentwood that lynne is mother of the year
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 7, 2008 - 9:15am.
WTG fucking up your future and that of your kid, Jamie Lynn. Instead of smiling in these pix Lynne should be banging her head against a wall. She's a total fuckup as a parent.
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Too bad there's not a "Mingling Moms" chapter in Kentwood - I'm sure they'd have given her a "Mother of the Year" award.
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
@ oklahoma...time flies by in the city at night, time stands still in the country. theres no time for a fuss and a fight, as we travel the land. so ill be satisfied just to be not denied...is your dogs name quadraped? lol
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
Miso.. Oh Snap. Aint that the truth.. Having all that stuff, but no internet.. Atleast you're stocked up w/ a robot dog w/ stank used panties.. LOL.. Uhm, Yes.. Big meaty arms apparently is the future!! Glad you are back, Very Nice to see you.. *shakes boobies*
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I got Pills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control
Cause the power they're supplyin', it's electrifyin'
Britney was just trying to warn JL about the long nights when you are on meth and coke benders.
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BRITNEY giving parenting advice to JL? Oh yeah, that's going to work.
Ugh. Britney's rockin the hair piled on head-blotchy bloated look.
Beige Baby, they are ALL Barbara Jean. LMAO
And LOLOLOLOL at "baby sleepy drank."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You know she gave her a little recipe book she wrote while she's been in time out. hahahaha
Why do they all look pregnant??
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i wonder if she got those batteries she had her heart set on...
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
Submitted by oklahoma on May 7, 2008 - 10:39pm.
I was without internet for like fo eva! It takes about a month to get internet in Japan. They can make robot dogs, have used panty vending machines but can't get the internet thing together..go figure...
On Topic. BIG MEATY ARMS!!
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Which one is BARBARA JEAN?
Well, I was going to buy a top that looks a lot like the pink and black dress, but fuck that idea now.
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