Reason For Suicide
Nooooooooooo! Talk Sex with Sue Johanson will end its run at midnight this Sunday on Oxygen. This is also when I'll be ending my life. Couldn't they give a bitch some kind of notice?! This has been sprung on us out of nowhere.
Sue started giving practical sex advice in 1984 on a Canadian radio station. The TV call-in show started on Oxygen six seasons ago. The show ending has nothing to do with its rating. This season delivered their best ratings ever.
77-year-old Sue said, "It's been part of my life and I just love it. I'm going to miss writing scripts. I'm going to miss having to read books. I'm going to miss playing with sex toys."
"I have been on television for 32 years. I think it's time. I figured if we haven't got it by now, we're not going to get it. We've got to make room for somebody else."
Sue isn't retiring. She will continue to give lectures. The show will still be available on Oxygen's website on demand.
Sue can't do this to us! Sue has taught me so much about sex and sex toys. I feel like she's my second abuelita. Oxygen better not even think of replacing this ho! She's irreplaceable. Well, unless they replace her with Bea Arthur, but only Bea! She knows nothing about sex, but it would be hot to hear her talking about "lubricating the vagina" and "feces on the penis."
Below is a clip of Sue explaining to a pregnant woman named "Britney" that it's not possible for the penis to hit an unborn baby's head during sex. Yes, her name is BRITNEY.
Aw Damn!
i know this woman had a lot of fun in her day!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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I have been reduced to tears :'(
Why did they have to pull the plug on this show? Talk Sex was pretty much the only reason why I watched Oxygen.
They should move it to the Lifetime channel. That's where all the cool shows are moving to (ahem, Project Runway).
noooo..."talk sex", "snapped" and the occassional "bad girl club" was the only reason i watched oxygen...
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all of this and nothing...
I am going to miss Sue so much! I will definitely check her out online. . .
~SAS
Is this the lady that says don't put candy in your cooch and just stick to your fruits and veggies? LOL
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I sometimes catch this show on some foreign tv station (I´m not from the US) and I love it! I love how open-minded and cool this old chick is, no question seems to throw her off. She talks about sex the way it´s supposed to be talked about, as the most natural thing in the world.
Try reading. Sue is ending her show, it's not being cancelled. And it will still be available on Oxygen on Demand.
She's a hoot but the show made me uncomfortable. She should be talking about crocheted toilet paper cozies or something, not jelly dongs.
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Say it isn't so! Sue was so awesome! I remember the first time I saw this show I was a little unnerved that she was recommending sex toys to me but then you get used to her. She was this little old perverted lady with a bag full of tricks.
Keep her on!
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Absolutely LOVE this woman
I remember me and my brothers and sisters staying up late and watching this show when we were much too young to be watching it, and just laughing our asses off. "If you're gonna get jiggy, cover Mr Piggy" haha a classic!
RIP pleasure chest :(
SAY IT AINT SO!
i need my weekly treasure chest sex toy fix!!
Yup I sure did love watching her show - when I was younger and she first started here TV show - I used to watch it all the time and of course giggle a bit - especially at some of the callers....
Cool that you found a vid-clip of good ole Sue...
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Where was she when I was reading "what to Expect When You're Expecting"??
I'd rather have talked to this hot slut!!
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Ok- don't freak me out like that! At first, I just saw the title and a pic of everyone's favorite granny sex adviser and thought SHE'd committed suicide!
OMG MK, I can't stand this show! gees. she never gives good advice and she sounds like she is reading of cue cards the whole show. Ugh. Yes it's funny to hear a old woman say "Anus" or "Vagina" but it gets old quicke!
Submitted by bluecandy on May 7, 2008 - 7:07am.
people who suicide maybe because they feel so lonely. they should find sb company with them,
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No! No! No! No!
Her show was so awesome. I'd flip over to it and hear the old lady talking about sex. And she had the toys... Her life was vastly more interesting than anybody else's. Taking her off t.v. is like a crime against the nation.
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Why are little old ladies so informed about sex? Of course no one was as bizarre as Dr. Ruth.
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The networks always have to fuck (ha!) with a good thing. Just leave our shows alooooooooone!
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Awww, too bad....
This brings back memories of me and my friends sitting around the radio back in '84 - a lot of embarrassed giggling but we did learn quite a bit.
I remember that my brother and his friends pictured Sue as a 'bombshell' (due to her sexy radio voice) only to be thoroughly grossed out when they say her for the 1st time.
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I could not help myself. It is my nature.
NoNooOnoooo! Now what am I going to watch after a night of debauchery?! This slut was the BEST! The callers however, were mostly dumber than dirt and made you wonder about the future of humanity!!
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
Never seen this show, but love me some loveline! Didnt know about Pre-come over here before I started listening to that show! Its very good to know as much about sex as you can before you start having it or else baaaad things can happen!
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