American Idol: Castro Doesn't Give A Fuck
The shit above is a doll someone made of Jason Castro. They put it up on eBay. They forgot to add the most important thing. His bong!!!! Methinks that evil (and delicious) demon, marijuana, had a lot to do with his performance last night. This is why potheads and live television do NOT mix. So, Jason Castro effed up big time by completely forgetting the words to one of my favorite Dylan tunes, "Mr. Tambourine Man." My drunk ass even knew the lyrics! I was singing along and kept going when he fucked up and I'm not even competing for a damn record contract!
This dumb bitch let the weed fuck him up! Hey, it happens. People won't care if he messes up his lyrics when he's singing for quarters in the subway in a couple of months. Aww....Castro is such a lovable pothead, but get thee shit together! You know Castro and Paula Abdul do bong hits in the "green" room. It ain't called the green room for nothing.
I'm seriously sick of all these bitches! Syesha Mercado had the fucking audacity to do "Proud Mary" and did the exact same moves as Tina Turner. Bitch, you aren't Tina! Ike, maybe.
David Archuleta needs to get some damn Visine for his eyes already. His excessive blinking is starting to give me a seizure. This slut already knows he has this in the bag, but he still has to put on that "oh gee, you really like me" face. Get over it fetus! You know you have this. You have the pedos and the tweens of the country wrapped around your fat finger.
At this point, the only whore I'm rooting for is David Cook. Why, I'm not sure. I would never listen to his music or buy anything he was selling. Shit, the same goes for the other 3 skanks. Producers of Idol need to scrap these 4 skanks and declare Danny Noriega the winner by default. It's the right thing to do.
Basically, Castro is going home tonight. He doesn't give a fuck and he'd rather be sitting in his room with a joint while watching "Wayne's World 2."
Below is Castro taking a sledgehammer to "Mr. Tambourine Man." That isn't right what he did. No, it's not.
David Cook messed up the lyrics to "Hungry Like the Wolf", too.
my favourite part was...
simon - what were you thinking?
jason - i was thinking BOB MARLEY!!!
i love how much he doesn't give a fuck.
during last week's vote off show right before the commercial after the horrid medley they were holding up their arms and jason was laughing his damn head off. he's golden.
mk, this brought hot fucking tears to my eyes. unfortch i only had 2 lines last nite and i had to gorge on chips and dip even though i'm on a fucking diet. i swear castro gave me the munchies! noriega will always be the winner in my heart.
simon was on a game last nite! pack your fucking bags hippie!
I don't watch this anymore, but I hear it because my hub does.
Jason and David Cook are definately the most talented ones left.
David Archuleta is just plain annoying. He is boyish and reminds me of those "jesus" singers. Ugh.
Syesha can sing just like many other people in America. Karaoke at best. Simon only likes her because she's pretty. As usual.
Jason is sweet and very talented. Who cares if he forgot some lyrics. He shouldn't have to go home for that. But, whatever. I'm sure he'll be fine. I think he's too high and mellow to really care. lol
Anyway, this show is and always has been fixed. They decide in the beginning who's going to 'make it all the way.'
At least some of these talented people will get exposure from it.
It's really a joke.
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I've been waiting for Dlisted to cover last night's AI. I don't even like the show, but these write-ups are the best.
Castro's got to go. Next it should be David Archuletta, but he won't be voted off. Too many Mormons voting or something because the guy basically sings two notes yet they still bring him back week after week.
Syesha's first song choice was bad, but I like her. I think she's got potential.
Ok who put a fucked up weave on Ken? Oh c'mon, you know it's no genitals Ken.
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Id rather be in my room watching wayne world.... wait what?
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"Go stuff that pie hole you fat idiot Tyra!"
4/29/08 Random kid on the train.
I can't get past the fact that some idiot made a Jason Castro doll and then put it on Ebay????? That seems like valuable time thrown down the toilet.
i don't know what's worse: the fact that he forgot the lyrics or the fact that he even thought he could pull off a Bob Marley song.
Shit, someone bid $155 to win that doll.
No one loves Jason more than me, but I'm not a big enough loser to spend money on that doll, nevermind $155. Well, maybe if it was a blow-up doll with anatomically correct, and fully aroused, features.
Nah, probably not even then.
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
I love Jason, but I'm really happy for him that he is going home tonight. AI doesn't want him there and I don't think he wants to be there either. Sucks that the poor guy has to tour all summer with this stupid show.
Thanks Jason, you were the only reason to watch the show this year.
Now I'll have to change my avie.
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Hang in there Susan. We love you.
AI has been so shit this year (well, even more than every other year)! The ONLY thing that would make it fun now is if Castro stays and Cook or Fetus go. But that won't happen. Ah well!
I never cared for this guy and AI sucks this year. Final two needs to be the Davids and I guess Archuletta will win. I like Cook better, but I'm not musical.
Please make dreads go tonight.
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i have no idea who jason castro is :|
yippee!☺
Couldn't agree more, MK. I'd never buy a cd from any of these douches. Although, that's not any different from any other season of AI! Pffft.
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
MK, you deserve some kind of award for watching this crap.