Birthday Sluts

I don't understand why Linda E never got that bulbous tip reshaped on her nose.

thanks socky!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

Happy Birthday to all!

Hey you get off my cloud...

!0,000 a day is nothing today. Victoria Rowell's black side is keeping the crack from showing thru her face. Fucking amazine. the most beautiful and very talented 50 year old out there. ssshh we all know it's 50 but 49 sounds better.

With voddie? YUM! (Somewhere in Dawnie-land, the voddie-signal lights up!)
EDIT: DX3, where AAAAAAAAAARE YOUUUUUUU?? & where's James Haven? Did you two ride off into the sunset on his pink Vespa?

Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 1:18pm.

I told you: I am NOT paying you anywhere near $10,000. So forget it. (Chilled Chinotto?)

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Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.

Sheeps, perhaps I should warn you: the meds are wearing off & I have mint jelly! Thou blashpheme! (She still looks better than me, and she's ---HAHAHAHA--- older!!!)

Here's a pic of Linda recently, with Marc Jacobs:

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1400871680/nm0262465

Not sure she could command $10,000.

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

Submitted by gucci on May 10, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Oh god socky don't even mention grad school. i am not going back until january because i am just burned out from doing undergrad for 5 years straight *took a long exhale and collapsed on the table.*
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I know how you feel. Sometimes you just gotta stop and give the old brain a chance to regroup. I did that last fall and was too ill to even consider spring semester. Find time to rest and do some fun things for a while. Good Luck.

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Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Socky: MUAH! Grad school? Will your thesis be "The Semiotics of Interstital Dwellings: Hamper as Geopolitical Statement"?
Got room in there for a short, fireplug-shaped lump of grey Fimo? I done pissed off Mama K! *cries*
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How did you know that was my thesis?!? I've been studying Dlisted human & half-human behavior in preparation for my work..*stroking chin in thoughtful manner*...Hmmm...verrry interrrresting! LOL
Climb on into my hamper..Shhhh..don't tell Tigerlilly. Cost of stay? - high grade dryer sheets & top shelf liquid softener.
Actually my plans were to go back in the spring, but illness got the best of me and the BF thought it was best to wait until I had enough strength to take on a full-course load. I'm skipping summer school and hanging out with my future MIL just to annoy the piss out of her! LOL

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Oh god socky don't even mention grad school. i am not going back until january because i am just burned out from doing undergrad for 5 years straight *took a long exhale and collapsed on the table.*

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 10, 2008 - 12:38pm.
There's an astronaut from NJ?

[Edited: My joke is too much like yours: a crass stereotype!]

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

Submitted by Sheeps on May 10, 2008 - 3:51pm.

Better than that astronaut from Texas, they had to roll down the space shuttle window so he could spit his tobacco juice.

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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

Socky: MUAH! Grad school? Will your thesis be "The Semiotics of Interstital Dwellings: Hamper as Geopolitical Statement"?
Got room in there for a short, fireplug-shaped lump of grey Fimo? I done pissed off Mama K! *cries*

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 10, 2008 - 3:49pm.
SOCKY
Hello my little pet. I see you are cute as ever today ♥
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*bashfully handing you a small bouquet of petunias* Hi! Mrs. Kravitz! *hug & smooch* I really enjoyed my visit to Cat Town. I wanna buy all the outfits for my Bozo, but I'm afraid he'd turn up his nose and walk away..muttering.."crazy bitch!" LOL

ON T: Bono - me no likey too much.

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

SOCKY
Hello my little pet. I see you are cute as ever today ♥

What are you going to school for?
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 10, 2008 - 3:45pm.

I had never seen a velour spacesuit before.

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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

Submitted by gucci on May 10, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Sock Monkey:
please i was up to my ass in writing final papers, which i am still doing right now. i'm taking a break at the moment however..
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"throwing self across bed in dramatic fashion* Ugh! Don't remind me...I go back to graduate school in the fall. Bleah!
Good luck with your final papers. I'm glad you're taking a break. It's nice to see you and I enjoy your comments! *sock monkey smile*
btw - I think Colbert's funny ear is kinda sexy. He owns it! lol

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 10, 2008 - 3:38pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 10, 2008 - 3:35pm.

There's an astronaut from NJ? Don't all those gold chains and huge gold rings weigh down the space shuttle?
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Of course, TV! I thought about you the entire time..gold chains, huge gold ring! And they stopped in New Jersey so they could have someone fuel the Space Shuttle before take-off cause you know - in NJ, you never pump your own gas, right?! LOL

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 12:42pm.

Not BC, hmmmmm too bad...cuz then it would take me about three hours to get up there and bitch slap you.
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Mrs. K.: the Southernest part, it's kind of like the Looziana of Canada...or, maybe the Joisey, since they never acknowledge us.
a/k/a Vegas North, a charming, suburb of Dee-troit! :)

Sock Monkey:

please i was up to my ass in writing final papers, which i am still doing right now. i'm taking a break at the moment however..

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 10, 2008 - 3:35pm.

There's an astronaut from NJ? Don't all those gold chains and huge gold rings weigh down the space shuttle?

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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 12:33pm.

Where in Oh, Canada do you reside, my lovely?
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Submitted by gucci on May 10, 2008 - 3:23pm.
dv8trix

yeah stephen colbert is sexy in a geeky conservative sort of way..
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Hi! Gucci! Did you see his interview with the astronaut Reisman (from New Jersey..yeah, TV!)this week? It was hysterical and Colbert was so excited! I loved it!

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Hahaha, Mrs. K., peeping in my windows late at night again? ;)
And I KNOW it was you who called me after I finished watching "The Ring"! I totally Fergied my pjs that night!
*climbing OFF of Sheeps before I get in trub-trub*

Yay! Paris dated every boy-Smurf in the village!

ONT: Just as Linda has, but later.

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

Gucci: YES!! I have myself convinced that it's an ironic conservatism...

dammit, guys!! lol!! i told ya i haven't been here in a while. ima check la wino right now!! i wonder what she's been up to lately...that crazy gargamel!!
gargamel on the highway...she was probably speeding up...

Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 12:23pm.

one of those specialized thingies
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that you bought on late night TV when you were tripping.

"OMG, I must have one of those. That is soooooooooo cool."
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Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Sheeps, you owe me a Coke...no, make that a Chinotto!

Technically, you will notice that, as usual, YOU are on top of me. The last time we had some Chinotto it stained my white shag.

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

dv8trix

yeah stephen colbert is sexy in a geeky conservative sort of way..

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

OK, you've got me there...*gag* NWAT HWAT!

Did we ever figure out just what kind of tool Bozo (oops, Bono) is? I'm guessing one of those specialized thingies that you throw in the "danger drawer" in the kitchen & forget about...

Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 12:17pm.
Canuckian men are HWAT!!
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Don Cherry!

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...AND Stephen Colbert! Canuckian men are HWAT!! (Yes, I'm biased)

Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 12:14pm.

I touch myself the entire time I am watching the Rick Mercer Report.
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Sheeps, you owe me a Coke...no, make that a Chinotto!
Mrs. K.: yes, I love the Mercer *crosses self*

Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 12:11pm.

Haribo: naw, making fun of la Wino *ducks Mrs. K.'s thrown Croc*
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YOU BRAT!!!!!!
In fact I am listening to my girl right now!
My tears dry on their own...
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I LOVE "Kids in teh Hall"!

Scott Thompson is a fucking pisser, and when Bruce (teh little guy) did his annoying school girl who never shuts up.....

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can you save me.....come on and save me...from the ranks of the freaks...
-Aimee Mann "Save Me"

Haribo: naw, making fun of la Wino *ducks Mrs. K.'s thrown Croc*
you may however, enjoy THIS Smurfs episode:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M6adHG9cB0

Haribo: Dv8 means the last post yesterday, of Wino on the British highway.

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

dv8trix--Rick Mercer is GOD!!!!!
DO you love him? I love him, I mean, I want to have zexy times with him
That curly hair, oy!!!!!!

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Mrs. K.: Kids In The Hall. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096626/

And I'm trying to think of which Canadian comedy show it is where whenever they mention Rick Mercer, they cross themselves...

dv8trix, gargamel on the highway...i must have missed that episode of smurfs. :D

Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 12:02pm.

I have no idea who those dudes are but I'll tell you what...
I LOVE RICK MERCER!!!!!!
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Mrs. K: myself, I'm partial to Kevin McDonald & Scott Thompson/Buddy Cole...

Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 11:04am.
HWATTEST female Canuck....we ALL know the male crown is disputed betw. Mr. Leonard Cohen & Migraineuese's Donald...
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Neil Young?
Dave Foley?
uh, not Jim Carrey.
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Submitted by dv8trix on May 10, 2008 - 11:56am.

Well, Haribo, yesterday your avie was photographed wandering on the highway...

HAHAHAHAHA.

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Sixteen-year-old Angie Jolie in Italian "Don't Dream It's Over"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi_sfCtJVw

Well, Haribo, yesterday your avie was photographed wandering on the highway...

that's correct, sheeps! east coast :)
i wish i was in cali though!!
umm, why am i making you folks feel guilty? haha i have weekends off so it's not like i am working my ass off 24/7. thank god!!
shit, i felt guilty when i was online all the time and everyone else was working as well. that how it works i guess.
i sooo missed dlisted!!! don't know what's going on in the celebs' world anymore. duh!