Tuesday, May 6th 2008
You Go Girl!
It was a gay ole' time at the Virgin Megastore Times Square in NYC today. Clay Gayken signed copies of his new music for 55-year-old vagina called "On My Way Here.....I Ate A Dick."
I'm pissed that the photographers didn't get some wonderful shots of Gayken's Claymates! I can picture them in their mom jeans, puffy paint t-shirts, denim vests and Easy Spirit sneakers in pink. The pink is for Gayken, because that's his favorite color. The janitor must have been dry heaving after the signing. Imagine mopping up all that old lady vagina water. Wrong.
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He's embarrassing on so many levels.
This post and the comments have me crying!
This is the fucking funniest thing I've read all day! I fuckin' love you lot!
Hopefully no one is eating when they look at his hideous mug.
I have a theory that Gayken is not a man, but a 47 yr old lesbian. Just a hunch.
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Geez Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Every single post since the Mimi one has literally made me ill. From hohan to those twats from the Hills to wino and her bald patch, now this! I thought it was Ellen Degeneres, which isn't fair to Ellen Degeneres. I have to go lie down now.
I just saw Spamalot, last week. Clay did very well, but I may be biased, I like the guy. I do have to admit, I may have liked the show better, if Clay wasn't in it - not because of him, but because of some of the Claymates (I'm a fan, NOT a Claymate) The woman sitting behind me kept saying things like "He'll be coming out on the left now" etc... It was so annoying.
I had tickets to see the show last year, but my friend got sick, we then got tickets to see it last week. I told him it was his own fault we were stuck with the Claymates.
DeeDee is right - the Claymates are Clay's Paps.
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"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
Why is he always all one color, from head to toe? His hair, his face, his lips, his eyebrows and lashes, his hands, his fingernails...he's like a big human-shaped pile of banana pudding or something.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
I swear to you, I thought 'What the hell happened to Jennifer Aniston!?!' when I saw Gaykins mug.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
He probably HAS eaten Cojo...
OMG
I'd rather bump uglies with John Mayer than this bitchhodouche.
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I sell paper goods, you jerk.
Gaykens papps are the Claymates, MK.
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
This dude is a lady. For real, y'all, check his britches.
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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Grossness... *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
Sheeps is right. The US Economy has surgered because Dlisted sluts were actually working for 2 days in a row. Office morale is at an unexplained low, however....were taking out our bitter sarcasm on the pathic pod people around us.
I fought the goddamn server all day to post on this twat's blurb...The gays don't want Clay.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
He looks like he ate Cojo
*Smile Bitches*
He is freakin scary.
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His chin has a urinal scar on it.
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