Blaaaake's Big Escape
Wino and Blaaaake's fucked up relationship is my favorite soap opera. Days of our Crackheads! Wino has already asked Blaaake for a divorce, because she wants to be with Alex Haines. She's denied this. Now comes word that Blaaake plans to run away with his blonde mistress. He wants to take a huge chunk of Wino's $20 million fortune with him. That's if she doesn't smoke it up first.
Blaaake and his blonde bitch have been plotting their escape during secret prison visits. Blaaake wants a $6 million divorce pay day from Wino. The Sun claims he told his blonde ho, “Just say the word and I’ll dump Amy. I love you more than I could ever love my wife. You’re all that matters to me. I’ll leave Amy and we will be rich beyond our wildest dreams. But you have to marry me. Promise me you will and we can be happy.”
Who the hell talks like that? Blaaake thinks he's fucking Joan Crawford. Drama. I'm sure he flipped his hair when he said it too. Blaaake calls his mistress "Tickles." Ok, he's totally Joan Crawford.
The real reason Blaaaake is escaping with Tickles probably has a lot to do with these pictures of Wino without her crack hive wandering the garden in a bra. If there ever was an image for the word "Crackhead," that would be it right there!
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WTF? Did her coke foiley get stuck in her hair???
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
In the first pic, WTF is that crap in her hair? Tin Foil? (in the link)
ARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
mangy is the first word that comes to mind.
she looks a stray dog losing it's fur in those pics.
r the drugs really that fun?
ill bet if the drugs werent involved neither winehouse nor her husband would look twice at each other.
ill bet the drugs are common bond between the two.
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Why, WHY did I click the link.
DAMN YOU SHEEPS!
too late, Sheeps! Now I wish I looked like my MS pic
I saw a few of those pics on People.com Sheep. I'm going to have many nightmares tonight.
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
DON'T CLICK THE LINK--I'VE WARNED YOU!
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
I bet Blaaake's blonde bimbo's name is Nigel.
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But then again, what do I know?
"I love you more than I could ever love my wife."
What a disgusting a**hole he is for saying that. She's way better off w/o a guy like that in her life, anyway. I say pay him off and be gone, the $6mil, not $20mil.
“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”
Yeah, that's the ticket...spread the cracklove! *gags*