Blaaaake's Big Escape
Wino and Blaaaake's fucked up relationship is my favorite soap opera. Days of our Crackheads! Wino has already asked Blaaake for a divorce, because she wants to be with Alex Haines. She's denied this. Now comes word that Blaaake plans to run away with his blonde mistress. He wants to take a huge chunk of Wino's $20 million fortune with him. That's if she doesn't smoke it up first.
Blaaake and his blonde bitch have been plotting their escape during secret prison visits. Blaaake wants a $6 million divorce pay day from Wino. The Sun claims he told his blonde ho, “Just say the word and I’ll dump Amy. I love you more than I could ever love my wife. You’re all that matters to me. I’ll leave Amy and we will be rich beyond our wildest dreams. But you have to marry me. Promise me you will and we can be happy.”
Who the hell talks like that? Blaaake thinks he's fucking Joan Crawford. Drama. I'm sure he flipped his hair when he said it too. Blaaake calls his mistress "Tickles." Ok, he's totally Joan Crawford.
The real reason Blaaaake is escaping with Tickles probably has a lot to do with these pictures of Wino without her crack hive wandering the garden in a bra. If there ever was an image for the word "Crackhead," that would be it right there!
"As the Crack Pipe Turns"
Hahaha!
God, he looks soooooooo camp! I bet that ass of his is tired out from the all the "business" it got in the pokey. Still, he's skinny, so probably good for a hand-ful, wank-wise. Would I? Yep. Once.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
"Tickles"/his blonde mistress is most definitely his cell mate.
That's a great thing.I just feel a little strange that someone is keeping saying some celebrities and he joined the famous affairs site S u g a r C u p i d.c o m.. Did you notice that? absolutely a rumor!or Maybe he has succeed.
Ah, there is only ONE LA.
She cannot be impersonated or cloned.
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"That is when you know you've really found someone- when you can sit there, shut the fuck up and share a comfortable silence"
-Mia Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
they are so great...and they are hot members of Interracialloving.com ,where many single men can find white and black women to be their friend ,even become their BF or GF ..its a goooood meetingsite.
Amy. You have an amazing voice and it was a joy to hear you! My friend told me that you have a great profile on 'Rich kiss. com' and you're a certified millionaire there. Is it true?
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 6, 2008 - 10:08pm.
Skybitch...not so pretty
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That's a very charitable way to describe your driver's license photo. You give yourself way too much credit.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 6, 2008 - 9:04pm.
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Okay, that makes me feel a little bit better...
On topic: I'm pretty sure Wino and Blake do drugs and stuff...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I love fucked up relationships.
let's fight! I'll kill you biotch!
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
BB if you had a clue to me you would know that I hardly ever swear, I think I have dropped the "f" bomb once a few months back but in your case I am willing to make an exception...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
***Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 6, 2008 - 8:47pm.
WHAT??? That Skybitch chose to stalk YOU over ME??? I'm pissed! Goddammit, I've earned my Skystalking, but do I get it? No... You are a Sky stalking whore, 'kay now? ;-)
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No worries, Tiger. I'll get to you. *scratches your back*
I'm just really new at this whole stalking thing, so I decided to start at the very bottom of the barrel where the trolls live. :)
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 6, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Sock Monkey, you just try it & I will hurt you!
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Huh?
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
BB, what ever made you think that? Nevermind, I could give a rat's ass...so please do not bother to respond.
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Avie is currently burning down so your issues are not mine.
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 6, 2008 - 9:55pm.
Point taken, Deb, but anal warts don't just go away.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Deb, I always thought I could count on you...what happend?
Team, I always think it is sad when I read about the parking lot. Stop coining MK & get a different point of view...one as your own, that is.
Lame-o
BB said to just ignore her, and I thought we always have...
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 6, 2008 - 8:57pm.
Yeah, like your dog would even go near you if you didn't smell like bacon when you sweat.
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Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Yesterday's trash, you wish you looked like your avie. Thing is...I look like your avie, 'cept I don't have that wide-at -the-bottom Ginzo nose or the short top lip. I am gorgeous & if you get to know them, so are most Dlisted's. We are so snarky cause we are just better than the average celeb, & are disgusted cause we would be using our celebrity for a cause. I just love a beautiful, bitter person. Hence, my addiction to DListed
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 6, 2008 - 7:56pm.
Micheal, that was disturbing. Almost as disturbing as SKYBITCH'S stalking me...
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WHAT??? That Skybitch chose to stalk YOU over ME??? I'm pissed! Goddammit, I've earned my Skystalking, but do I get it? No... You are a Sky stalking whore, 'kay now? ;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
must be old photo since they
look like they knew that soap
was an actual product.
the teefies drive me nuts!
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"You're no messiah. You're not even a movie
of the week. You're a fucking tshirt!"
gross!
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 6, 2008 - 7:52pm.
Submitted by The Audrey on May 6, 2008 - 8:46pm.
That wouldn't surprise me in the least. Remember that video of her on stage digging in her hive, pulling something suspicious out, and snorting it?
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Yeah, I remember that! She was so obvious...all the while doing the herky jerky crackhead off beat dance. Like that would distract us! Ha!
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Ugh. She's so clueless. And to think that she actually has talent! I think she's really a unique beauty as well (pre-crack, of course). Some of the pictures that have surfaced of her a couple years ago have shown her to be very attractive, IMO.
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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Grossness... *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
Fools in love...are there any other kind of lovers?
Joe Jackson
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by The Audrey on May 6, 2008 - 8:46pm.
That wouldn't surprise me in the least. Remember that video of her on stage digging in her hive, pulling something suspicious out, and snorting it?
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Yeah, I remember that! She was so obvious...all the while doing the herky jerky crackhead off beat dance. Like that would distract us! Ha!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I hope Blaaaaaaaake od's on an eightball and Amy could be a merry widow.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 6, 2008 - 7:45pm.
The little tweaker pulled out her hair looking for her hidden stash.
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That wouldn't surprise me in the least. Remember that video of her on stage digging in her hive, pulling something suspicious out, and snorting it?
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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Grossness... *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
The little tweaker pulled out her hair looking for her hidden stash.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Ok, you dirty hos. I broke down and clicked the link, and OH MY GOLLY! She reminds me of those dogs you see on the ASPCA tv shows with the severely matted fur. I believe she's gonna have to shave that off, Brit style. I don't think it's possible to brush THAT out.
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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Grossness... *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
Ahaha crack juices! I bet if their crack juices get together they form acid, like Aliens.
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"Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" ~Homer Simpson
Does two belong together, dont get your crack juices on others.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Awww Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake looks... awwe in this picture :D
What the hell did she do to her scalp?! I wish that would happen to the spammers.
OH MY GOD, she is seriously frightening. She is a horror movie
Shanas
God I bet these two are bruised as hell after they have sex. It has got to be like a couple of chicken bones rubbing up against each other.
That's why I live in a teepee!
Submitted by Fifi on May 6, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Maybe Blaaaaaake gets Darren Star to write his love notes to Tickles. (Christ, TICKLES?! UK trash is trashier than fucking Southern US trash, apparently.)
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She's actually a triplet...her sisters are Pickles and Bubbles.
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I sell paper goods, you jerk.
Those pictures remind me of crap I saw in Anthropology class. Primates picking at their hair and shit
How could Blaaaaake leave that lovliness?
She's due a flea-dip.
Maybe Blaaaaaake gets Darren Star to write his love notes to Tickles. (Christ, TICKLES?! UK trash is trashier than fucking Southern US trash, apparently.)
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
Never saw this coming.
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That bastard! After she pined for him and visited him every day and never cheated . . . oh wait.
Well good luck Blaaaake with the new missus.
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God, Please hear my prayer that they end their marriage on 2-part Divorce Court just like Gary Coleman did.
Amen.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
Sheeps..
Can't the comments be spammers be deleted?
The stuff they post is viral and wormy in
the truest sense. The fucking crashed the site.
why are they allowed...:::pissed.
M
Man, how old is that picture? I can't remember the last time I saw her looking that clean and healthy... she needs to get rid of Blaaaake if that's what he does to her.
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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde
good riddance, Blakeincarcerated. goodbye slug.
$6 mill? maybe 6 DOLLARS!bum!
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why, just WHY would anyone want to be with either one of these shitbags?..... oh, the money.... i forgot about the money.... nope, still doesn't make sense
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May 10th
Do not forgive.
Do not forget.
JELLIS HATERS!!!!!!
With God as my witness, Amy will emerge from the ashes like a Phoenix, just like my one true love, Robert Downey Jr, has.
YOU'LL ALL SEE! And then I shall point the finger of blame and shout "J'ACCUSE!!! I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!"
Afternoon, slutz :)
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I sell paper goods, you jerk.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 6, 2008 - 3:00pm.
WTF? Did her coke foiley get stuck in her hair???
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I posed the same question.
@dv8: Hey pretty lady! *MUAH!*
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Well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. My moral standing is lying down.
SKY!!! MUAH!!