Because You Need To Know
File this under: This will ruin your day. My day has already been ruined by all the site trauma, so I'm bringing you down with me! Here's the latest from Spencie's advice column for Radar:
YO SPENCER! How long do you have to date someone before it's appropriate to bring up the possibility of anal sex?
If you're dating a guy, right away. If you're dating girl, I think you'll know pretty quick if she's into that. If they're not bringing it up, it's not something on their agenda. That's just realistic. My boxing coach Dirty Phi says, "If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it's cool."
I usually bring up anal sex seconds after meeting someone, but that's just me. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go and stick chopstick in my ear to try and kill the images of Spencie putting a pinkie in Heidi's poop shoot. You know it's extra poopey.
Speaking of shit shows, The Hills got renewed for a fourth season!
Heidi could be confused as one of the horses in the Kentucky Derby!
"If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it's cool."
and if you get a whole hand in her, you can officially call your girl a horse!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
Gawd, I'd like to give whatsisname a jerk - I do think he's hot. And probably packs a big piece. I bet he's a back-wall-shooter, too. heh heh......
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I think I'm going to be sick. MK, please let's not ever discuss Heidi's poop shoot again. Ever.
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
i dont know how long will she show her sexy...
ther are hot members of I n t e r r a ci a l l o v i n g . c o m ,where many single men can find white and black women to be their friend ,even become their BF or GF ..its a goooood meetingsite.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 6, 2008 - 10:14pm
*Gratuitous non-sexist add-on.
always the equal opportunity adviser you are, Sheeps!
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Submitted by jussayin on May 6, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Now...how long should you wait to bring up oral sex.
On a first date, etiquette demands you wait until dessert is done. On a second date, when phoning to see if she or he* wants to go out again.
*Gratuitous non-sexist add-on.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
My boxing coach Dirty Phi says, "If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it's cool."
The baseball bat is usually a good indicator too.
Gotta love the boxing coach.
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no I concur with Heidi's "poop shoot"...it's called her mouth. It looks like it shoots poop.
Now...how long should you wait to bring up oral sex. If you're with someone and you just want to shove something in their piehole so they will STFU, does that count?^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
Submitted by Sheeps on May 6, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Another way to tell if she's into it is if the police arrest you shortly after she leaves your place.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one.
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thats disgusting. i will never ever understand why some people think anal feels good. its shit gross
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OK---but he didn't say how long he dates before he takes it up the ass----wasn't that the intent of the question? Or did I misundastand? Either way, he's still a DOUCHE. It seems like you people are sometimes forgetting to work the word, DOUCHE into any posting about that DOUCHE.
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Another way to tell if she's into it is if the police arrest you shortly after she leaves your place.
(JOKE. Kidding. Effort at comedy.)
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
Honestly, I hate to say this, but as a woman I gotta admit old Spence is somewhat "right on" about telling if a girl is into in or not. This is a sad day for me, admitting that!
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Living well is the best revenge.......
How much can we pay his boxing coach to beat him to death? Seriously, I'm in for $50
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
Submitted by anniem8681 on May 6, 2008 - 2:19pm.
One in the pink and one in the stink!
Ok My friend is obsessed with "SHOCKER" and he always says One in the Pink two in the stink.... and there is even a symbol for it.... so wrong on so many levels!!
*Smile Bitches*
The disturbing thing is the boxing coach was talking about Spencer's still having his sparring gloves on.
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We here in Albania have very beautiful prostitutes but you in America have ugly ones.
hasn't it been 15 minutes yet?
Dude, it's CHUTE- not shoot! Poop CHUTE!
Another f-ing season??? LC must give some good head, or maybe Spencer's doing it....seeing as he'd do anything for publicity.
His eyes are two different sizes.
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I seen a picture of her at the races, she was pearing (posing) intently through a pair of binoculars (the binoculars were backwards...lmfao)
When they said buy low and sell high they didn't mean pot.
If someone will foot the bill for a plane ticket, I will personally go to Hollywood, find these 2 and put them out of OUR MISERY.
One in the pink and one in the stink!
What a pig!