Tuesday, May 6th 2008
Skeletor Needs Some Protein
Skeletor looks like death! Well, more than usual. He looks like he could use an order of hamburger fries and a blood transfusion. He should bite on JLo's ass. I'm sure there's plenty of protein in there.
JLo told UsWeekly at that Costume thingey last night that her twins are "fantastic!" Hobag please. You know that bitch hasn't seen them since their $6 million photo shoot. The reporter should have asked her what their names are. She totally would have said, "Uh...uh...Dragon Tales twins?" Bingo!
Here's more of these skanks last night. I also threw in some Beyonce who looks like she's sucking in a baby bump. Spanx should really come out with a line of "baby bump concealers" for celebrities.
Beyonce looks great, why the hell are you here? Did you miss your ride to the Baby GAP sale? Anyway, I want more Dragon Tales twins!
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Can't sleep, La Pequeña will eat me
oooooooh j-ho your bleaching your skin much too much my dear! the dress is nice though. someone should have told beyonce however to look in the mirror before she walked out of the house because she looks IK! that dress looks like it was baught at agaudy dress boutique in Louisiana!
why the hell am i here?
what are they looking for...????so fake.
but they are hot members of Interracialloving.com ,where many single men can find white and black women to be their friend ,even become their BF or GF ..its a goooood meetingsite.
JLo,
who recognizes you? FACELIFT!
She looks old, bloated, and stupid with that friggin open mouth shit close your damn mouth j-whore before i punch you in it!
and beyonce? that dress looks terrible on her. she reminds me of those women in ghetto who always try to squeeze into cloths that are way too small for them and as a result, their bellys are hanging out gross! unless she's trying to send us a little message with this picture.....
beyond that, they are the two celebs i hate the most.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Oy, a little garlic never hurts, tatala.
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I sell paper goods, you jerk.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 6, 2008 - 7:24pm.
Farrah, honey, I feel your pain. I wish I could help.
Let us pray.
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PRAY?!?! coming from you, i'd expect you to go get the silver bullets, a bunch of garlic, the Torah!!
(gasp!) at this point, i'll even be all fake-y fake-y and get a cross!
scratch that. I'm gonna have to go Buffy on their asses.
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
Farrah, honey, I feel your pain. I wish I could help.
Let us pray.
*bowing head*
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I sell paper goods, you jerk.
somebody help me!! these two are coming to my country and i'm too young to die!!ok, ok, my blood is way too fucked up, but i still needssss it!
btw, im-a kill ya, spammer..
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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥
how to say nice woman.She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a interracial dating club www.intimatemingle.com~~. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…
I hate these 2.
A couple of no talent, egotistical, money grubbing media whores.
Jlo is looking mighty old