Tuesday, May 6th 2008

"Look! I'm Taller Than Her!"

The theme for last night's Costume Institute Gala at the MET was "Superheroes." This explains Katie Holmes' attire. She looks more like a fruit roll-up than a superhero. Speaking of fruit roll-ups, what is Tommy dressed as? Captain Gay Xenu? At least Tommy let go of Katie for a second to let her pose by herself. He must have followed my advice and installed LoJack in her ass.

Tommy's dream boy, David Beckham, was also there last night with Posh. Becks is hot. Posh is not. She looks like she just finished giving the Pillsbury Doughboy an intense rim job. Flour face!

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Posted by: Michael K


WHERE IS CHILD WELFARE SERVICES when these two self-centred morons take the child out BARE ARMED, BAREFOOTED, in weather that is clearly cold enough for the mother to be wearing turtleneck and coat; lest you think that it is because she is colder than anyone else, look at the pictures referred to by Little Miss and you will see EVERYONE ELSE is also wearing LONG SLEEVES and/or a COAT.

Well, one supposes that even if the child should expire from pneumonia Tommygirl will be able to say "I'm not gay, I fathered a child" as if that means anything!

Little miss's picture

How come these photos of Katie remain uncovered on Dlisted? I’m so pissed!

- Suri is still naked in a cold weather and Katie looks like a turtle-librarian:

http://popsugar.com/gallery/520921?page=0,1,0?sidcheck=1&idcheck=1

- Suri cought shoplifting shoes for her mom:

http://popsugar.com/gallery/520921?page=0%2C4%2C0%3Fsidcheck%3D1&idcheck...

A bit old picture, but Katie looks lovely *pucking* : http://static.flickr.com/10/12533918_3854e495ed.jpg

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Mel-Tang's picture

WTF is Katie wearing?? I don't care if it was a superhero theme. Her outfit is all sorts of wrong. And the blue shoes. Oh my Xenu.
Posh looks good. She actually looks like a villain. lol
David and Tom. Booooring.

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urmomma's picture

She will age sooooooooo much faster than him. I am not sure why, but this makes my day!

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soulflower's picture

I believe posh was super jealous and self consciouses that night.
Lots of gorgeous women, out styled her with beauty and elegance. That bitch always wants the limelight and shine on her. Her face expressions says it all :(
Bitch is simply jealous.

Becks can't even peak at real beauty, with that fugly wife all over him.

She looks as though she was taking part in the Dynasty remake.

Katie blue shoes Holmes, Lol

Tom is just Tom. Sad Life

Becks is just Becks. Trapped with an ugly wife.

soraya's picture

i think someone else could really pull off what katie's wearing but because she is a robot and she's married to the scariest man alive i just cannot like it! Posh can do no wrong in my eyes even though she has a touch of robot about her because she is married to The Hotness and never seems self conscious about the crazy shit she has on

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LASux's picture

What EXACTLY do these two Do?
Because they are NOT Actors by any stretch of the imagination.

I think Tommy Girl did both KatE and PosH's make-up: "You are going to look so good. No, no, you can't look. Trust me. TRUST ME. It. Looks. Good."

and what the... is he wearing? A blue velvet vest in May, with a blue velvet stripe in his pants? They make his ass look WAY bigger and his hands look way SMALLER.

Notice the paps behind as he goes past them in the line - they are all laughing at them, not with them. PLease, oh, please let Oprah's divine intervention fail and let Tommy's dive continue to the dirt and then under the dirt.

Scientology is insane and my pretty tepid estimation of Spielberg has turned to stone cold in his shout out to his main man (not that I watched). Unless Tommy has something on him too and they are all afraid. Spielberg's in bed with a scientolnazi.

Karma Police's picture

* Tom looks like a gay midget.
* Katie looks like an ugly teenage boy in drag.
* Posh looks scary and unhuman.
* Becks is the hotness.

Yup...business as usual.

she is so good but the man is not so ... huhu!
she is a hot member of Interracialloving.com ,where many single men can find white and black women to be their friend ,even become their BF or GF ..its a goooood meetingsite.

Tigerlilly's picture

Submitted by Halli on May 6, 2008 - 9:12pm.
The theme was Superheroes so I assume Katie was going for Wonder Woman, thus the blue shoes? Not everyone went with the theme of the night but some people did.
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Her "theme" was Thetanista, fashion fictim for eternity....

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Halli's picture

The theme was Superheroes so I assume Katie was going for Wonder Woman, thus the blue shoes? Not everyone went with the theme of the night but some people did.

Her dress is about 3 inches too short to be wearing with heels that high. Was she trippin on LSD when she picked out this outfit? I still can't believe that Tom is with someone like her. Face it, even though he is into scientology, he could still have almost any woman he wanted. For years I've heard the same comment over and over, "It's widely known among the people in Hollywood that Tom is gay". I don't care if he is or not but if everyone in Hwood knows for sure, why doesn't everyone else?

Posh looks like Joan Crawford (aka Mommie Dearest). She looks like she'd like to whack someone with a wire hanger.

jussayin's picture

it took him two steps to get on her level...
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Aunt Bea's picture

The fuck? Who dressed this talentless bitch? I think TommyGirl is jealous and went out of his way to make sure she doesn't one up him.

Tigerlilly's picture

Kat(E) is all wrong from head to toe, as always, and who pays attention to what Tommy Girl wears any more? I mean, watching the swan dive into the bottomless pit that is the abyss of his career is way more fascinating....

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Monalicious's picture

What's annoying the Hell out of me is the long gold chain. Terrible! Is that so tommy can pull her down for a kiss?

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harlee25's picture

i think that she's beginning to look like Bai Ling! She looks worse and worse everyday....

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Submitted by Who Cares on May 6, 2008 - 3:41pm.

Hey! You are on FI-YAH today, huh?
*blowing kisses* ♥

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Not a hater's picture

What the fuck is up with those ugly ass shoes?

Bleeeech .....

Phoebe's picture

Katie's wearing an ugly bridesmaid dress from the 80s but forgot to get her shoes dyed to match.

she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service www.intimatemingle.com~~ a place for men to spoil and support sexy women..

stake_spike's picture

That haircut is gross, she does not have the feature to pull off a Pixie-ish haircut. The dress isn't even that great and the shoes are hideous.

Even fugly Posh looks cheap, well cheaper than usual.

Albatross's picture

Posh is hella-fugly. And don't even get me started on Katie's BLUE shoes. Blech!

sexi_minx's picture

Who Cares, She might look ugly but she has fierce style and a really hot husband.

Who Cares's picture

Posh you stupid lame fuck who has zero talent, can't sing, can't dance and I bet can't even suck good cock, guess what you fucking ugly worthless whore...YOUR HAIR PIECE DOESN'T MATCH. WHAT A STUPID CUNT.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

symbolism.... "I'm always two steps ahead of you Katie, don't try to escape!!"

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sexi_minx's picture

Becks is lava hot. What a gorgeous looking man.

zomay's picture

Ok I love the color of her dress, but the shoes were too much. What a fucking waste of fashion. You were on a semi hit tv show for teens and now all the sudden you thinks you are dictating fashion trends. Wake the fuck up Kate, WAKE THE FUCK UP.

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Stock Broker's picture

What's with the stupid blue clown shoes?

ROBOT! Wind her up again, she looks like she's starting to stall out, Tommy Girl!

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