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ScarJo showed up to the MET's Costume Institute Gala last night wearing her engagement ring from that hot bitch Ryan Reynolds. Ryan wasn't there, so maybe ScarJo made this all up? Maybe Ryan tried to break up with her ass, but Ryan's dick is so good that ScarJo wasn't going to let him go. She locked him up in the closet and then announced her engagement. Have we seen Ryan lately? Good dick makes you do crazy things. Ask Mimi.
Oh well. Even if they are engaged, ScarJo will never be Alanis. Never! You know Ryan misses riding Alanis. I'm not talking about sex either. I'm talking about Ryan riding Alanis through the fields at sunset. The way she used to gallop...memories.
And ScarJo's dress looked better on my sister when she wore it for her 3rd grade ballet recital. Okay, it was really me who wore it.
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She has sweet breast.
She looks as good as she sings, and that isn't a compliment
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Can't sleep, La Pequeña will eat me
beautiful dress..I don't think that looks like an engagement ring tho! More like a claddagh (sp?) type ring. I don't mind a celebrity ring that is small or tasteful, but this just doesn't look like an engagement ring, of any standard. Hopefully it's just a bad pic??
~~Sometimes common sense isn't common enough~~
is she still a single? someone just found she is wondering on the famous online free interracial dating site www.intimatemingle.com , a place for rich men to seek extramarital relationship... you can guess what she is doing there if she really joined the service.
He couldn' buy her a better ring? I hate gold and silver together it looks cheap.
All of those hos at the Gala looked cheap. Isn't that supposed to be the most prestigous fashion event? Seriously all of those dresses were fug. And Superheores? Lame, none of them looked like Superheroes. If that's a preview of what's to come this season, I think I'll pass, fug, fug, fug.
And to think, when I had a crush on him on that show "Two girls, a guy and a pizza place" this little twat was probably like ten years old. Sick!
Nice dress.