What A Fucking Morning

Tuesday, May 6th 2008
What A Fucking Morning

Gross! Site problems galore this morning. I know this nastiness has been happening since last night. We're on it. Shit happens. Comments are still only open to registered users FOR NOW. We're working on getting it open to everyone, so eat a cookie and chill.

Anyway, enough of that disgusting talk. I have a bunch of crap together. I'm behind! Yes, I know I'm always in that position.

Yesterday, Tommy Girl was on Oprah again and I wanted to cover that shit, but the site problems got in the way. I blame the aliens. I mean........I love aliens!

Basically, the show was a big circle jerk around Tommy. Celebrities talked about how great Tommy is and how he's so inspiring. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit.

My favorite part of the entire show was the woman above. Her name is Nancy and she's Tommy's biggest fan. This automatically means the woman is certifiable. I normally wouldn't say this, but the woman needs Scientology. She is too fucking hyper and overdosing on barley water might calm her down. Below is the clip of amazing Nancy:

Gross

Submitted by funsten beewaxer on May 7, 2008 - 2:38pm.

so freakish i couldn't watch the entire clip. she's committable.

Submitted by Tinalaura on May 7, 2008 - 4:15am.

Women need serious help, I mean his handsome or being called Tom can't conceal his rubbish pictures showed on the Su garC u p id . c om.. you know it is a rich men seeking sugar babies site.. so he is said to seek an extramarital relationship there! Did he really need women, Yes!!!there are so many!!!

Submitted by dRc on May 6, 2008 - 9:35pm.

i have to admit, i kinda like it this way! and its not MK's fault so anyone thats spinnin out needs to f'in chill!

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"I still miss her creepy ass husband. Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I think of him getting bitten in the foot by a komodo dragon. That's funny shit. Bitten by a komodo dragon!" MK 4/7 HAHA HILARIOUS!

Submitted by patty cake on May 6, 2008 - 8:46pm.

Fan stands for FANATIC fucked up freaks.

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Submitted by shandi on May 6, 2008 - 8:38pm.

Do you think maybe Tom taught Suri to call him DaDaCruise to make himself feel cool? I mean, when kids are learning to say mama and dada, that's what they say. They don't even KNOW their last name.