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Dennis Rodman has done the unthinkable! He has checked himself into rehab just days after he was arrested for allegedly beating down his girlfriend. I know, it's pretty shocking. It was either check into rehab or go on Dr. Phil and open up about your "past demons" and how you want to change your evil ways. Yeah, I'd rather check into rehab too. Lots of sex, drugs and donuts.

Dennis' manager told People, "Yes, Dennis checked into an outpatient rehab center in Fort Lauderdale today. His life has not been going smoothly for the last few months since his divorce. He has not been able to see his kids. And he has been drinking too much."

Hopefully, Dennis will complete rehab and begin to live a clean and healthy life. That way he can go on with his career. Yeah, I don't know what career I'm talking about either. Feel free to leave your suggestions below.