Iron Man Made A Shit Load Of Money This Weekend

Fishsticks Paltrow is finally in a movie that made some money! Let's celebrate with tartarsaucetinis. "Iron Man" made $100.8 million this weekend scoring the second-highest opening weekend ever for a non-sequel behind Spider Man. It also scored the tenth highest opening overall. This shit has already made $201 worldwide in just 5 days.

I thought this shit was going to be a bomb! That shows you how much I know. I should have known better. Jim Cramer has a cameo in it and he doesn't do "flops." The rest of the weekend box-office looked like this:

2. Made of Honor - $15.5 million
3. Baby Mama - $10.3 million
4. Forgetting Sarah Marshall - $6.1 million
5. Harold & Kumar.... - $6 million

Who the hell went to see "Made of Honor?" Show yourself! Made of shit is more like it.