Afternoon Crumbs

At least MiserAlba's nipples look happy - Egotastic!

Madonna looks like a pimp - Popsugar

She also can't sing or play guitar (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Brangelina and kids in France - Just Jared

Why didn't any of these animals attack Kim Kardashian? - Hollywood Tuna

Kanye West loves chess for dumb people - Lainey Gossip

Alessandro Ambrosio is already a MILF - Hollywood Rag

Brit Brit in the pool with her boys - Cityrag

I really hope Heather Locklear is doing what I think she's doing - A Socialite's Life

The "What Happens in Vegas" premiere was full of douches - IDLYITW