Star & Dwayne Are Just Friends

Rumor has it that Star Jones has replaced Gay Al with married Miami Heat player Dwayne Wade. You know Gay Al is pissed! Dwayne was supposed to be HIS rebound.

Dwayne was asked about the rumors and he didn't vomit. The man must have a strong stomach, because the chunks start coming up whenever I hear the name "Star Jones." Here it comes! Grab the bucket.

Dwayne said on TNT's Inside the NBA, "Star is an unbelievable woman. We have a great, great relationship. As friends. We're friends, just like a lot of celebrities." Kenny Smith, who was also a guest on the show, asked, "Are y'all close friends? ... Are you the kind of friends that drink out of one cup with two straws? Those kind of friends?" Dwayne repeated, "We are friends. That's all."

Like Dwayne is really going to admit to cheating on his wife and kids with a slug!

In other slug news, Gay Al is "hurt and sad" about his divorce. A source told InTouch, “He did not want this divorce at all. He wanted to stay married. I think Star wanted the divorce, not Al.”

Big fucking DUH! Gay Al might be fruitier than Jamba Juice, but homegirl isn't stupid. Of course he didn't want to split with the woman that was paying for his solid gold butt plugs and sheepskin chaps!

Source: People