Just Married?!

This shit needs to slooooow down. Latina.com is reporting that Mimi and Nick Cannon were married yesterday on some island. The source told them the wedding was intimate and "very impulsive." The wedding was attended by close friends including Da Brat.

Maybe she married Da Brat and not Nick Cannon. Da Brat is her real true love.

I'm going to pissed to hell if this is true. Mimi was supposed to give us a Barbie fairytale dream wedding and not some "intimate" affair on the beach. Eff that! She's not Jennifer Garner. She's fucking Mimi. There's nothing intimate or low-key about her.

She better have pulled out her pink feather pen and made Nick sign an ironclad prenup or she's more delusional than I thought.

I need proof and by "proof" I mean a picture of Mimi in a wedding dress made from pink cotton candy.

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