You're A Mother!

Bat Boy had to help a drunk Xtina get to their car after a night of partying in Los Angeles. This bitch is always drunk and she's a mother! Set an example. Actually, I would be drunk every night if I was a mother. Babies are stressful and booze is the only proper way of handling stress. Ask your doctor. He will tell you this is true.

And when is Xtina going to permanently tattoo red lipstick on her mouth already? She would save a shit load in kleenex, vaseline and lipstick fees.

Poor bat baby! He probably wakes up in the morning covered in red lipstick, because his drunk ass mother tried to kiss him goodnight after getting home.