David Blaine Can Hold His Breath For A Long Time

David Blaine's psychotic ass beat the world's record for breath holding on Oprah today. He was down for 17 minutes. The previous record was set by some bitch in Switzerland for 16 minutes 32 seconds.

Towards the end, David's heartbeat started to get all wonky. David didn't die though and he was even able to speak to Oprah shortly after he came out of that huge snow globe.

He told Oprah, "I can't believe that I did that." Please. 17 minutes ain't shit! I bet you dudes that eat Paris Hilton out can hold their breath longer. Better yet, I know a few stoners that can probably go a good half hour before exhaling.