The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 30th!

What a bitch, she kept him like that for 2 years! - El Bastardo

Runners-up:

When Billy told his friends that he took so long in the restroom because he was getting some head, well I guess he wasn't lying. - The Wives Club

Bob decided he really wanted to live a dog's life.. and that means drinking from the toilet too. - KT