Would You Hit It?

MAC Cosmetics number one client, Zac Efron, went shirtless on the set of High School Musical 3. Tweens and pedos everywhere probably fainted and shit from looking at these pictures.

You know, Zac is way too pretty for my ass. I like them a little rough, a little fucked up. Besides, he looks like a fast cummer. Gross. Talking sexy times about Zac makes me feel like Jacko. Homegirl is 20, but he still looks like a fucking kid. I'd take Carrot Top over Zac any day. I know, I need therapy already. I'm waiting for them to offer it at the free clinic.