The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 25th!

After seeing the girls of Rock of Love 3, Bret Michaels peen finally grew legs and made a run for it. - Miss Jackson

Runners-up:

After being repeatedly abused, Paris Hilton's cervix goes to a domestic violence shelter. - d rose

Oh hell to the no! I don't care if it's only reruns on tonight. I am NOT watching "1 Night In Chyna" ever again!! - Mrs. Potato Head