Carmen Electra Is The New Pamela Anderson

Carmen Electra will make Rob Patterson her third husband. Carmen has dated Rob, the former touring guitarist of Korn, for not even a year.

37-year-old Rob popped the question while they were celebrating her 36th Birthday in Las Vegas this past weekend. Her spokeswhore confirms it. Carmen also recently got an "R" tattoo behind her ear and it doesn't stand for retarded.

A source told People that the ring "is a black diamond set in white diamonds." When I hear the words "white diamonds," I automatically think of Elizabeth Taylor's commercial. "Not so fast Tom Ryan!"

Carmen was married to Dennis Rodman for less than a year and Dave Navarro for a little over 3 years.

Carmen is marrying the wrong snatch. We all know she belongs with Joan Jett.