It's a tie!

No wonder Gary Coleman filed for divorce - bitch was cheating right on top of him. - The C Word

On the next Flavor of Love: Flav is forced to choose between Sarah Jessica Parker and Heidi Montag, but finds himself in over his head when their trainers wind up falling for each other... - Presto Dan

Runners-up:

Marcus happily realized that not only can you lead a horse to water, but you can put two dumb, pasty tourists on them and overcharge heftily. - Madam S

Winston realised he was stuck between a Cock and a Hard Face. - Andrew Milne

Source

Thanks Adrian



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