Twit And Twat Are Not Going To The White House

Heidi Montag was reportedly invited to the White House Correspondents gala by MSNBC, but pulled out when they wouldn't pay for Spencer's expenses. Page Six reports that Spencer demanded two first-class plane tickets for both him and Heidi even though he wasn't invited.

MSNBC refused to pay for his expenses, so he cancelled Heidi's appearance. Spencer said the event "wasn't 'A-listy' enough."

A rep for MSNBC denied they ever invited the plastic pony. Heidi's rep blamed it on scheduling conflicts. Err....isn't Spencer her rep?

Even though Heidi cannot make the gala, it will still go on. Why even bother? America's #1 feminist hero can't make it. There's really no point!

Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, Pamela Anderson, Donatella Versace, the Jonas Brothers, Hayden Panatroll, Claire Danes and Tracey Ullman are just some of the celebrities that will attend. Douche convention!

Who's going to play pattycake with George Bush now? He was sooo looking forward to it.