She's Totally Screwing Him

Evan Rachel Wood and Larry David shot scenes for the new Woody Allen movie in NYC today. Yes, Woody Allen is still making movies. No, I don't know why. I can tell what it's about just from these pictures. Some old, eccentric dude who talks a lot romances some young, dumb slut.

They were filming right down the street from where I live. I should have skipped down there and slapped that Evan girl across the face for fucking Marilyn Manson. She needs to be slapped back into reality. Then I would have taken that delicious muffin out of her hands and eaten it right in front of her.

I bet you by the time filming is finished, Evan would have dumped Marilyn for Larry David. You can tell the chick loves the pepaws.