Dear Tyra:

Would you please leave my girlfriend the fuck alone?. If I ever find out you've been pawning my ho again, I will make sure you will never scissor another slut again!!!! Kthanxba

Yours beautifully,
Lindsay Ronson - Lory

Runners-up:

Every so often he has to re-unite with Satan to keep the magic alive. - Kacky

I didn't realize Martha Stewart and Lil Kim hooked up in prison - Jonathan Brinkley

Wenn



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