They Are Going To Kick Our Asses

Damn, they look like they are about to beat some ass. That's ok! Carlos Leon can beat the fuck out of my ass any day of the week. No wonder Madonna chose him as her sperm donor. The bitch is hot. He might be on the short side, but that doesn't matter when you're bumping it in the bathroom stall.

Here's Lourdes with her daddy walking the streets of NYC yesterday. I always try to look like that when I'm strolling down the sidewalk, but I usually end up tripping over myself.