She Looks Thrilled

One day, Posh's bobble head is going to roll off her body along with her fake tits. It can't be healthy when your head weighs more than your body. Somebody should sneak up behind her and just blow on her head a little. Timber! Watch the bitch drop.

Posh held a party last night at Via Veneto in Beverly Hills for her 34th Birthday. Guests included Eva LongWHORIA, Kate Beckinsale, TomKat, Diddy, Elton John, Usher and some other snatches.

I love that Becks is trying to give us "macho face." His macho face almost makes me forget the fact that he has a voice like Minnie Mouse.