Sunday, April 20th 2008
Enrique Iglesias Doesn't Have A Small Dick
Enrique Iglesias regrets saying he had a small dick 6 years ago, because people took his joke as fact. He's now known as the "dude with the small one."
He told Showbiz Spy, “I said I had a small penis as a joke. And they took it literally when it is not the truth. So when people find out it’s not the case they are pleasantly surprised.”
Based on my dickdar skills, I'd say Enrique's dick is 6-inches hard with an abnormally large mushroom head. The kind of mushroom head that makes you go "Ewwww."
If Enrique wants to prove to the world that the dick isn't puny, he needs to show the goods before a live studio audience. Playgirl magazine doesn't count! I'm convinced Playgirl photoshops a couple of inches on their dicks.
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