Britney is On Top

Britney Spears has returned to the top of Yahoo's Most Searched list of 2006. She has held this title five times in the past six years. She fell from the list last year, but is back. Joining Brit on the list are Shakira, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson. All skanks sans Shakira.

Brit celebrated this honor by buying booze at a Malibu liquor store. Love the lay. Um...and to be fair, Britney's vagina won the honor not Britney. When asked to comment her vagina whistled the melody to "Hit Me Baby One More Time"