And You Think You Know A Bitch...

And I thought Anderson Cooper was the kinky bitch at CNN. Yesterday, I posted about CNN's Richard Quest getting busted in NYC's Central Park for being in there past park curfew. The genius also told the cop he had meth in his pocket. Brilliant move.

Well, police found some other shit on his ass. Well, the stuff they found was probably IN his ass at one point. Anyway, they found a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals. They also found a sex toy in his boot. I'm guessing it was a dildo or possibly some anal beads. Richie strikes me as the anal bead type for some reason. This was in addition to the meth in his jacket pocket.

The New York Post reports he was charged with with loitering and criminal possession of a controlled substance. The judge told him that if he finishes a 6-months of drug counseling, his case will be dismissed.

Richie was with an unidentified companion who was given a summons for not carrying identification.

Richie's lawyer issued a hilarious statement on why his client was in the park, "Mr. Quest didn't realize that the park had a curfew. He was simply returning to his hotel with friends." Full of shit!

And let me guess, the rope around his genitals was something his doctor prescribed for his severe erectile dysfunction. The sex toy in his boot was actually his hotel room key. Those zany hotels and their weird keys! The unidentified companion was the tooth fairy coming back from his night run.

Anderson Cooper is LOVING this mess.

Thanks Toni Ann