HoHan Wants Daddy To STFU
Billy Bush has a new radio show?! The Access Hollywood douche? I can only stand him on Access Hollywood, because he looks like a jolly elf and that's mildly entertaining. I don't even want to imagine having to be entertained by his voice alone. Eeesh.
Anyway, HoHan was a guest on his radio show today and talked about what a tool her daddy is. Michael Lohan spoke to the media about how HoHan needs new people in her life.
She said, "I just wish that he wouldn't go and talk to the media. It's not attractive to me, it really upsets me and I wish he would stop. ... I love my father. I just don't know why he's doing what he's doing. It's a weird situation, very odd."
You know what's not attractive to me? Your hair! Ok, glad we could get that out of the way. This bitch needs to be beamed back to Earth if she doesn't know why daddy talks to the media. It's because he's a Lohan and Lohans crave media attention the same way they crave narcotics.
HoHan also told Billy she won't be in White Oprah's hopefully amazing reality show, "Let them take the distraction away from me for a bit, it would help." She doesn't mean that.