Friday, April 18th 2008

Gary Busey Is Homeless

Crazy's best friend, Gary Busey, has been evicted from his Malibu home for not paying his rent. Gary owes $50,000 in back rent. He refuses to pay up because he claims the "unclean air conditioning vents" were a health risk to him. He will appear on Access Hollywood tonight (The Insider was busy) to cry about his eviction.

So where the hell is he living now? He can come stay with me. I have some knives that need sharpening and you know those chompers will do an excellent job.

Unclean air conditioning vents my dick! Busey demanded that the landlord do something about the evil trolls that are living in his walls. Their constant laughing and chess playing kept him up all night!

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Posted by: Michael K